Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Aug 21 - National Spumoni Day
So I haven't published a missive in months. Apologies extended for the span of nothingness, as well as for the undoubtedly sub-par quality of the missive today. Hey, I'm rusty.
I hope this drivel finds you exhausted and stressed, as otherwise I would feel utterly alone.
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Today in History: Aug 21 1614 Erzsebet Bathory, ruler of Transylvania, dies at 54. She had sought immortality by killing young virgins and bathing in their blood. It didn't work. ---dailyrotten
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Link of the Day: Courtesy of Lord Mutter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lqivpMc9uc&mode=related&search=
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So a woman who has been teaching Sunday School in upstate New York for the past 54 years was let go this month. No, she wasn't molesting kids. She wasn't teaching evolution. She was, instead, being a woman. By virtue of her possession of a vagina, she has broken the rules put in place by city councilman Rev Timothy LaBouf. LaBouf has the progressive view that women can perform any job they want - outside the church.
The basis of his decision? Biblical advice of the apostle Paul: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
A New York woman. Silent. Riiiiiiiiight.
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Stale news, perhaps, but....did ya hear about the Croatian man who got stuck in his deck chair?
Mario Visnjic had been skinny dipping in cold water, and then flopped down on his deck chair to sun his back. Seems that certain parts of his anatomy had shrunk in the water and then...er...expanded in the warmth of the sun. And got stuck in the slats of the chair.
Mario was rescued by the beach patrol after he called them and begged in a high pitched voice for some assistance. They sent a guy over who cut the chair in half to release Mario's family jewels.
Makes a wearing a speedo not seem quite so bad, eh?
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When two people marry, usually the wedding party is made up of best friends, relatives who are likely to be insulted if not included, and the like. Renee Biwer-Morris bucked tradition with her wedding party when she invited her close friend Henrietta to be a bridesmaid.
See, Henrietta is a hen. A bird. Poultry. Fowl. Hot wings to be. She belongs to Renees new hubby, Terry.
And even though shes a chicken, shes part of the family, and like one of our children. It is important to include her.
In the buffet, perhaps, but in the actual wedding?
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Be careful what you put in your office email.
Anica and Christina are two women who emailed each other on the company's email system, complaining about their partners' lack of sexual prowess.
Accidentally, one of them sent the email string to all of their fellow employees at the Berlin Federal Labor Office.
Who then forwarded the string on to thousands of other folks in the labor office, other government agencies, and their friends and relatives throughout Germany. They, and their boyfriends, are now national laughing-stocks.
I'm thinking that maybe Anica and Christina don't have to worry about their partners' sexual antics any more. Since they've likely been dumped.
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So I haven't published a missive in months. Apologies extended for the span of nothingness, as well as for the undoubtedly sub-par quality of the missive today. Hey, I'm rusty.
I hope this drivel finds you exhausted and stressed, as otherwise I would feel utterly alone.
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Today in History: Aug 21 1614 Erzsebet Bathory, ruler of Transylvania, dies at 54. She had sought immortality by killing young virgins and bathing in their blood. It didn't work. ---dailyrotten
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Link of the Day: Courtesy of Lord Mutter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lqivpMc9uc&mode=related&search=
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So a woman who has been teaching Sunday School in upstate New York for the past 54 years was let go this month. No, she wasn't molesting kids. She wasn't teaching evolution. She was, instead, being a woman. By virtue of her possession of a vagina, she has broken the rules put in place by city councilman Rev Timothy LaBouf. LaBouf has the progressive view that women can perform any job they want - outside the church.
The basis of his decision? Biblical advice of the apostle Paul: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
A New York woman. Silent. Riiiiiiiiight.
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Stale news, perhaps, but....did ya hear about the Croatian man who got stuck in his deck chair?
Mario Visnjic had been skinny dipping in cold water, and then flopped down on his deck chair to sun his back. Seems that certain parts of his anatomy had shrunk in the water and then...er...expanded in the warmth of the sun. And got stuck in the slats of the chair.
Mario was rescued by the beach patrol after he called them and begged in a high pitched voice for some assistance. They sent a guy over who cut the chair in half to release Mario's family jewels.
Makes a wearing a speedo not seem quite so bad, eh?
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When two people marry, usually the wedding party is made up of best friends, relatives who are likely to be insulted if not included, and the like. Renee Biwer-Morris bucked tradition with her wedding party when she invited her close friend Henrietta to be a bridesmaid.
See, Henrietta is a hen. A bird. Poultry. Fowl. Hot wings to be. She belongs to Renees new hubby, Terry.
And even though shes a chicken, shes part of the family, and like one of our children. It is important to include her.
In the buffet, perhaps, but in the actual wedding?
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Be careful what you put in your office email.
Anica and Christina are two women who emailed each other on the company's email system, complaining about their partners' lack of sexual prowess.
Accidentally, one of them sent the email string to all of their fellow employees at the Berlin Federal Labor Office.
Who then forwarded the string on to thousands of other folks in the labor office, other government agencies, and their friends and relatives throughout Germany. They, and their boyfriends, are now national laughing-stocks.
I'm thinking that maybe Anica and Christina don't have to worry about their partners' sexual antics any more. Since they've likely been dumped.
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