Friday, June 03, 2005
Link of the moment: http://chez.kek.free.fr/bordel/tronchedekek.htm Tronche de Kek. A bizarre and useless little site where you can morph this guy's face by clicking your mouse on it. It's a fair time waster. For, like, a minute.
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NonSucky Sauerwine playing in Wilmington once again.
The aging rockers in Sauerwine will be rocking the house at Stoney's Pub on 202/Concord Pike again this Saturday night ( June 4). All the cool kids will be there -- and don't you want to be a cool kid?
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Thelma and Louis. Kind of.
When Marian Foulkes, an Australian octogenarian, went to get her driver's license renewed, she was turned down due to her elderly nature.
So she and her hubby Tom hopped in their car and took off to "demonstrate that they are capable people and they can manage themselves and they can drive," according to their son Paul.
Boy did they demonstrate it! The two old folk, both diagnosed with varying degrees of dementia, drove and drove and drove for about 1400 miles, evading the ever-expanding police dragnet. At one point, they were caught by the cops and had their keys taken from them - they promptly hopped on a bus and continued on.
They were finally found holed up in a hotel, and the cops put an end to their holiday. "They weren't very happy to have been caught at all, they wanted to keep going," said Paul.
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More driving fun!
In Berlin, the police received an emergency call from someone who witnessed a woman locking someone in the trunk of her car and taking off.
The cops apprehended the woman and had her pop the trunk. In there they found her 39 year old sex slave wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar. This was, it turned out, simply automotive foreplay.
The cops decided that it wasn't safe for the boy toy to stay in the trunk and told him to sit inside the car, then sent them off to continue their fun.
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Clothing for chickens
As if clothes for various pit bulls wasn't bad enough, a group of designers in Austria and Japan have collaborated to launch a line of fashion clothing...for chickens.
Several farmers have ordered chicken garb and the birds are now touring the world in a bizarre chicken fashion show, featuring 20 clothed chickens strutting down a catwalk to the music of Mozart.
Says the Austrian designer Edgar Honetschlaeger, "It's something that you don't really need but everyone wants to have anyway".
Well, you've got the first part of that right, Ed.
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Smoking is Hazardous to Your Health
John Jenkens was working at a methane power plant in Blacksville, PA, and decided he wanted a smoke break the other day. So he entered a porta-potty, sat down, and tried to light a cigarette.
BA-BOOM!!!!!!!
Little Johnny and the porta potty went up in a glorious explosion caused by methane gas leaking into the unit. Johnny didn't die, but he's quite injured and he and his wife are now suing everyone remotely related to the incident for $10Million.
Lesson learned here? Don't smoke in porta potties. Porta potties have a purpose. And smokin' ain't it.
