Thursday, June 30, 2005
Today in History: Jun 29 1967 Actress Jayne Mansfield is decapitated in a car crash, when her convertible collides with a parked tractor-trailer. To downplay the gruesome death, sources spread the falsehood that only her wig flew off in the accident. --dailyrotten
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Link of the Day: Ten things you should do if you encounter a UFO. Very important stuff. There WILL be a test.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/26/PKG02DC5U41.DTL
Oh, and this thing is just kind of...odd... Falling bikini chick. I don't think it's NSFW, but what the heck do I know? http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf
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Okay. Now the world's super powers control the weather and are purposefully causing drought in Zimbabwe for their own selfish means. So says the Zimbabwe Herald, accusing the US and the UK of manipulating the weather for political purposes. They have based their commentary on the US Famine Early Warning System which, shockingly, gave early warning of a famine they are experiencing.
"The prediction, which was the exact opposite of other forecasts, seems to confirm that the conspiracy to remove the Zimbabwean government has gone chemical."
Or perhaps it seems to confirm that the predictive measures utilized by the US/UK are maybe a tad bit more accurate than those in Zimbabwe, hmmm?
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In Jharkhand, forest guards are having a difficult time defending against timber thieves. Seems the thieves have a new defense strategy. When they get caught by the authorities, large quantities of women descend from their places of hiding and strip, crying for help the whole time.
The guards don't want to get in trouble with the cops for appearing to do anything inappropriate with the naked wenches, so they let the timber thieves free and run away.
"It is proving tough to deal with these women. It has almost become a regular practice for them to strip and we end up releasing the culprits to avoid trouble," said B.K. Singh, a forest official in Jharkhand's Chakulia forest.
One must wonder how many folks are now signing up to work with the forest guards, in hopes of defending against the nekkid womens ;-)
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Rachel Dunham and Rodney Tomsha had a fiery, volatile relationship. So volatile, in fact, that at one point Rachel took out a restraining order against Rod. She periodically pounded Rod, too, but he never got an RO against her.
Well, as fate would have it, they decided to get married last Thursday. Many people came to the reception, including the police - who swiftly arrested Rod for getting within 2 blocks of Rachel and tossed him in jail. Hee hee.
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In Craiova, Romania, a new law was recently passed to protect 'green spaces' (translated: grass).
Thanks to camera surveillance, the first culprits of blade stompage have been fined: two cops. The officers not only had to write out their own tickets to themselves, they had to fine themselves each £60. They have been demoted, and hopefully will change their evil ways.
