Saturday, July 17, 2004
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18 Year Old Doofus Burns Down House for Love
A stupid 18 year old German arranged hundreds of candles in the shape of a heart with the words "You set my heart on fire", hoping to impress his girlfriend.Unfortunately for him, the fire in his heart melted all the wax down and set the house on fire, requiring mighty efforts from the local fire station to put it out.Dude's comment: "My girlfriend didn't even see the message, all I have left of it is a photograph - and she was not in the mood to look at that when she realised what had happened."
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More Fall-out From Janet's Titty Bungle
Now this is just stupid. Are You Being Served is a wonderful 30 year old British sitcom which has brought much joy to me and other gutter-minded folks for years.
NOW it turns out that some prudish Americans have been suing their local cable networks because they are offended by the double entendres that are constantly tossed about on the set. Example provided by ananova: 'Typical lines from the 30-year-old show set in a department store include Molly Sugden as Mrs Slocombe, saying: "It's a wonder I'm here at all. My pussy got soaking wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire." '
Hey, folks, here's a hint for you: if you don't like the show, change the freakin' channel!
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Whoops!
So a Romanian doctor was performing some tender surgery on a 34 year old guy's jumblies. And he accidently aimed wrong with his scalpel and rather than working on the little boys, big daddy got lopped right off! New doctors were called in to assist with reattachment of the John Thomas, however the odds of a stand up job being completed are sketchy.Not being in America, the guy in question is NOT, repeat NOT, suing. Where is the logic in this world?
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