Daily Drivel

Hm. Wonder how this one happened.
Known facts:

Chick had fight with guy.
Chick had cell phone.
Cell phone became lodged in her throat.

One story: she didn't want her boyfriend to have the phone, so she tried to swallow it.
My theory: boyfriend was tired of her big fat mouth and the stupidity coming from it and shoved the phone in her mouth and she accidentally started to swallow it.

Hm.

Either way, 'tis deemed stupid in my book.

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eBay Bully!!

When dealing with the public, it's important to present a professional
and friendly image to the customer, especially when it comes to
after-the-sale service.

Tina and Dwayne Schimke saw a really cool bike on eBay and placed a bid
on it.  After winning the auction, Tina and Dwayne were confused about
the shipping costs they were going to incur so they contacted the
seller
with their questions.

And that, my friends, was the beginning of the end for them.  Seems
that
Frank Esquitin, aka the eBay Bully, doesn't LIKE people asking him
about
his prices.  His professional and well thought out response to their
question went something like this:  "I know exactly where you f---ing
live. E-mail me again and see what happens to your little b---- a--."

Word is that Frankie boy has a temper and doesn't mind showing it.  In
fact, there was another family who dared to ask him a question about
some goods they won just a bit ago.  Frank decided to harrass them via
phone, calling the household 37 times to let them know what morons they
were and to threaten them with death. 

Frank is still out there selling, using at the very least the following
eBay aliases:  Old School Riderz, Cool Cat Cycles and Cool Cat Biker. 

So if you're bored, and want to watch someone go ballistic just for
fun....send him a question or two, eh?

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Pumping Judge's Trial Cancelled.  Again.

Remember former creek County District Jusdge Donald Thompson?  Used to
sit on the bench playing with himself and his wingding pump during
murder trials and such?  Of course you do.

Back at the end of 2003 folks finally tired of the distracting whompy
whompy whompy sound during court & pressed charges.  Well, he STILL
hasn't had his trial.  His lawyers have now managed to get the trial
pushed back even more, arguing that he deserves a preliminary trial
because the charges against him have changed...seems that rather than
being tried for 3 known personal carnival events, he's being charged
for
holding his private parties about 49 times in public.

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