Daily Drivel

Hm. Wonder how this one happened.
Known facts:

Chick had fight with guy.
Chick had cell phone.
Cell phone became lodged in her throat.

One story: she didn't want her boyfriend to have the phone, so she tried to swallow it.
My theory: boyfriend was tired of her big fat mouth and the stupidity coming from it and shoved the phone in her mouth and she accidentally started to swallow it.

Hm.

Either way, 'tis deemed stupid in my book.