Saturday, December 10, 2005
Today in History: December 9 1942 Dick Butkus was born! YAY!!!
Also on this day in 1999, President Bill Clinton signed very important and widely impacting legislation to outlaw "crush videos", which generally involve women in high heels stomping things like frogs and mice.
Also on this day in 1999, President Bill Clinton signed very important and widely impacting legislation to outlaw "crush videos", which generally involve women in high heels stomping things like frogs and mice.
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Link of the Day: Oh. My. Goodness. We love you cosmic people! http://www.universe-people.com/english/default_e.htm
TALKS WITH INSTRUCTIONS FROM MY COSMIC FRIENDS Current reports (chapter II. – VIII.), with instructions for how to ensure contacting the creator and other cosmic friends is especially moving.
Wow.
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I Promise, I Will Never Die
Unless you are immortal, you may want to think twice about moving to the town of Biritiba-Mirim, Brazil. Why? Well, because Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva has decided to put up a law making it illegal for residents of this town to die.
Likewise, if a relative of a person in this town happens to die younger than expected, said relatives may be fined or put in jail. The law has not yet been voted upon, but gym memberships are on the rise in preparation.
Likewise, if a relative of a person in this town happens to die younger than expected, said relatives may be fined or put in jail. The law has not yet been voted upon, but gym memberships are on the rise in preparation.
Roberto is concerned because, you see, Biritiba-Mirim's cemetery is chock full of corpses and there's nowhere left to put anyone who dies.
So that's it: no dying. Or else.
So that's it: no dying. Or else.
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Ho Ho 'Ho'
In a Christmas display possibly more horrific than the bound and gagged Swinging Santa in Florida, Joe Moretti of Cranston, RI, has erected something truly disturbing on his lawn this year. Paris Hilton.
Yes, Joey's seasonal greeting to passersby has taken the form of multiple blown-up images of the mensa candidate surrounded by pink lights. Even her little "dog" Tinkerbell appears in the festive display. Words of wisdom from Paris are also displayed, as well as just a peek of holiday cleavage.
Whoo hoo!
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Job Fair Etiquette Gaff
FYI: If you are planning to attend a careers fair, it would likely be a good idea not to wander around with your fly down, whip out your wingding, and commence to color it with a highlighter pen.
Misha Sulpovar learned that the hard way in Missouri recently. Not only did he not get the job, but he also was arrested. His defense?
It wasn't lewd:
It was art.
Performance art.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
Misha Sulpovar learned that the hard way in Missouri recently. Not only did he not get the job, but he also was arrested. His defense?
It wasn't lewd:
It was art.
Performance art.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Leash Law Gone Amok
Pamela McMahan lives in a hoity toity condominium in Long Beach California. She is a silly woman, who walks her 20lb mixed breed spaniel on a daily basis, often walking the dog through the condo lobby and out the doors making use of an item called a 'Leash'. Said leash keeps the dog under her control, and keeps it from running away. Many folks believe that using a leash is a good thing.
Not Pam's Condo Association. They fine her $25 every time she walks the dog out of the building on the leash, stating that all dog owners must CARRY their dogs out of the lobby (regardless of size).
Why? Because leashes are hazardous to elderly people, who could get tangled up in them.
Okay! Makes perfect sense to me!
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