Monday, May 16, 2005
This is Why the Kid Should Clean His Own Damned Fishtank
A helpful mom from Saransk, Russia, thought her son's fishtank was awfully icky and needed a cleaning. Rather than using a little fishnet to capture the pudgy goldfish she thought kiddo was raising, she decided to catch the little buggers and surprise her son with a cleaned tank.
She reached her hands into the tank and thus discovered that they were not, in fact, goldfish, but rather piranha!
Chomp chomp chomp went the fishies. Bleed bleed bleed went her fingers.
She finally got the fish off by slamming them brutally against the sides of the tank, but not until they cleaned the flesh off two of her fingers.
Silly woman.
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A helpful mom from Saransk, Russia, thought her son's fishtank was awfully icky and needed a cleaning. Rather than using a little fishnet to capture the pudgy goldfish she thought kiddo was raising, she decided to catch the little buggers and surprise her son with a cleaned tank.
She reached her hands into the tank and thus discovered that they were not, in fact, goldfish, but rather piranha!
Chomp chomp chomp went the fishies. Bleed bleed bleed went her fingers.
She finally got the fish off by slamming them brutally against the sides of the tank, but not until they cleaned the flesh off two of her fingers.
Silly woman.
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