Wednesday, January 05, 2005
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Link of the Day: Hubert, the invisible beaver deity. Hmm.
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From Lord Mutter:
Disney has an open developer position
Little Beki Stewart was oh-so-excited that her daddy, Mark, had bought her a new GameBoy machine and the Monsters,Inc, game for Christmas. Imagine the 7 year old's surprise and dismay to see the words 'F**k off and die' on her screen as the game ran its opening credits.
Mark is kind of ticked off about it. It was her big present and now it's dirty. Disney so far has no comment.
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Love Story
Vinka Mijovic, 32, from Garas (Serbia) was dating some old guy, Miodrag Tomovic, for his money. Boy was she mad when he died before they could get married.
Not letting that hold her back, Vinka searched and found an evil registrar and two evil friends to lie and say that she and the living Miodrag had shown up, gotten a license, and gotten married before them.
Then she waited for a couple of weeks and 'suddenly' discovered that Miodrag had died, poor guy, and his fortune was now to be turned over to her.
Such a wise woman. Bummer that the cops found out that dude was dead well before the announcement and that his signature on the marriage docs was forged. So now Vinka is poor again and shacked up in jail for the next 18 months.
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A New Excuse...
Abu Hamza al-Masri (one of those radical muslim clerics we're always hearing about) failed to appear before a British court because...his toenails are too long and now he can't walk.
Somehow this bizarrely stupid excuse worked for Hamza, who faces charges of urging the killing of Jews, of terror-related offenses, intent to stir up racial hatred and such.
Hamza has 2 weeks to get a pedicure and appear in court.
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Link of the Day: Hubert, the invisible beaver deity. Hmm.
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From Lord Mutter:
Disney has an open developer position
Little Beki Stewart was oh-so-excited that her daddy, Mark, had bought her a new GameBoy machine and the Monsters,Inc, game for Christmas. Imagine the 7 year old's surprise and dismay to see the words 'F**k off and die' on her screen as the game ran its opening credits.
Mark is kind of ticked off about it. It was her big present and now it's dirty. Disney so far has no comment.
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Love Story
Vinka Mijovic, 32, from Garas (Serbia) was dating some old guy, Miodrag Tomovic, for his money. Boy was she mad when he died before they could get married.
Not letting that hold her back, Vinka searched and found an evil registrar and two evil friends to lie and say that she and the living Miodrag had shown up, gotten a license, and gotten married before them.
Then she waited for a couple of weeks and 'suddenly' discovered that Miodrag had died, poor guy, and his fortune was now to be turned over to her.
Such a wise woman. Bummer that the cops found out that dude was dead well before the announcement and that his signature on the marriage docs was forged. So now Vinka is poor again and shacked up in jail for the next 18 months.
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A New Excuse...
Abu Hamza al-Masri (one of those radical muslim clerics we're always hearing about) failed to appear before a British court because...his toenails are too long and now he can't walk.
Somehow this bizarrely stupid excuse worked for Hamza, who faces charges of urging the killing of Jews, of terror-related offenses, intent to stir up racial hatred and such.
Hamza has 2 weeks to get a pedicure and appear in court.
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