Thursday, January 06, 2005
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Link of the Day: http://www.moviemistakes.com/bestof2004.php "Best of" Movie mistakes 2004. I love these things. Now I have to rent all these movies again to see the errors. Dag!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Lord Mutter provides this tasty story...
Poor Austin Aitken couldn't stomach what he saw on Fear Factor the other night. Watching contestants chow down on dead rats purportedly caused his blood pressure to quickly rise, making him dizzy and light headed. And when he "ran away to his room" (to avoid the dastardly tv), Austin "bumped his head into the doorway." I know, I'm shocked too.
So upsetting was this entire event that Austin has filed a suit against NBC for $2.5 million. Per Austin's lawsuit, ""To have the individuals on the show eat (yes) and drink dead rats was crazy and from a viewer's point of view made me throw-up as well."
But don't try getting Austin to speak about his trials and tribulations: he has declared that he is only available on a paid-interview basis.
Pssst...Austin...two words: "remote control".
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Super Trooper Meow
So this guy in St George UT accidentally shot himself in the calf with a nail gun, and was driving lickety split fast as can be to the hospital, as his life's blood gushed out of his leg. UHP trooper Ben Lang noticed the speeder, put aside his donut, and commenced to chase him down.
Ben bellowed over a loud speaker to the dude to pull over. Rather than pull over, dude got out of his car at a stop light. Ben ordered him back into his car ('cause he didn't PULL OVER, see), so dude proceeded on to the hospital. There he was treated, and arrested for not stopping when ordered. D'oh!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Another Obscene Christmas Morning
This time it was little Diamond Robinson, 9, who received a vulgar-phrase-carrying gift Christmas morning. Diamond was happily looking at her ugly new Cabbage Patch Doll's birth certificate and such when she noticed the serial number (which is alpha numeric) spelled out F*CKME.
"She was like, 'Dad, you need to see this.' She showed it to my wife and my wife called me and they showed it to me and I couldn't believe it," said Lucius Robinson, Diamond's dad.
Play-Along, the company that makes the dolls, swears that the number and thus the phrase was generated by a computer without human intervention.
Put THAT puppy up on eBAY!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
