Thursday, January 13, 2005
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Link of the Day: Here he comes to save the day!! From the ubiquitous Lord Mutter: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1297444
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Ali G Comic Ticks Off Cowboys
Comic Sacha Baron Cohen, most known for his character Ali G, has struck again! This time under the guise of Borat Sagdiyev, a stupid and bumbling dude from Kazakhstan.
Borat was introduced to the audience at a rodeo in Salem, VA, as an immigrant touring America who had a message. The message he then said, in halting and broken English, included his sincere wish: "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq."
The cowboys started grumbling at that.
Then Borat sang The Star-Spangled Banner, messing up the words and finishing with the phrase "your home...in the....grave".
That was when the cowboys got really really really mad. As stated by a local DJ, Robynn Jaymes, "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him." The rodeo producer managed to get him out of the stadium, for fear of a cowboy riot.
Ah, brings back memories of Andy Kaufmann....
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What I Did Last Summer
Last June a couple of Gettysburg High students thought it would be really funny to bomb their Pennsylvania high school. So one of them swiped his dad's plane and the other one got a big bucket of eggs. The buzzed over the school and let loose with the eggs BAPPITY BAPPITY BANG, causing quite a panic on the ground. In fact, while they were buzzing around downtown Gettysburg (looking for a target?), panicked officials even evacuated the top floors of a hotel for fear of bombing (egging).
The kids would have gotten away with it, as fog prevented the cops from reading the plane's tail number, but they started bragging to friends about their summertime antics. So now they are charged with risking a catastrophe and reckless endangerment. Plus there's the small matter of flying a plane without a license.
Loose lips sink ships.
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Oh, Hey: Breaking News
The US Government has published their latest findings and recommendations on healthy eating and lifestyles. Shockingly, they recommend paying attention to caloric intake, eating whole grain foods, eating up fruits and vegetables, drinking lower fat milk, and exercising. Smoking is bad for you and alcohol consumption should be limited.
Wow. This is new information. I find that difficult to believe. This conversation is over.
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Location Location Location
Rubin Cornejo from Reading, PA, wanted to have a pig roast in spite of the fact that it is...what's that word....WINTER. So he gathered 13 of his buddies together, got a bunch of propane torches going in the basement and started roasting the piggy in the downstairs of his house.
The party had to be cancelled, however, after he and all of his friends got carbon monoxide poisoning. Who would've thought?
He received a citation, but no fine, and has been warned to remove the equipment immediately and never have another pig roast inside his house again.
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Actor Shortage
Not since the Wizard of Oz have little people been in such demand. Producers of a new series of Dr Who shows have had to stop production due to a lack of people of stature appropriate to play little blue aliens. They're all over doing Harry Potter's new film or the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake!
Note: new phraseology required for little people/dwarves/munchkins/whatever. The official terminology according to the theatre world is: Persons of Restricted Growth.
Remember that.
Link of the Day: Here he comes to save the day!! From the ubiquitous Lord Mutter: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1297444
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Ali G Comic Ticks Off Cowboys
Comic Sacha Baron Cohen, most known for his character Ali G, has struck again! This time under the guise of Borat Sagdiyev, a stupid and bumbling dude from Kazakhstan.
Borat was introduced to the audience at a rodeo in Salem, VA, as an immigrant touring America who had a message. The message he then said, in halting and broken English, included his sincere wish: "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq."
The cowboys started grumbling at that.
Then Borat sang The Star-Spangled Banner, messing up the words and finishing with the phrase "your home...in the....grave".
That was when the cowboys got really really really mad. As stated by a local DJ, Robynn Jaymes, "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him." The rodeo producer managed to get him out of the stadium, for fear of a cowboy riot.
Ah, brings back memories of Andy Kaufmann....
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What I Did Last Summer
Last June a couple of Gettysburg High students thought it would be really funny to bomb their Pennsylvania high school. So one of them swiped his dad's plane and the other one got a big bucket of eggs. The buzzed over the school and let loose with the eggs BAPPITY BAPPITY BANG, causing quite a panic on the ground. In fact, while they were buzzing around downtown Gettysburg (looking for a target?), panicked officials even evacuated the top floors of a hotel for fear of bombing (egging).
The kids would have gotten away with it, as fog prevented the cops from reading the plane's tail number, but they started bragging to friends about their summertime antics. So now they are charged with risking a catastrophe and reckless endangerment. Plus there's the small matter of flying a plane without a license.
Loose lips sink ships.
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Oh, Hey: Breaking News
The US Government has published their latest findings and recommendations on healthy eating and lifestyles. Shockingly, they recommend paying attention to caloric intake, eating whole grain foods, eating up fruits and vegetables, drinking lower fat milk, and exercising. Smoking is bad for you and alcohol consumption should be limited.
Wow. This is new information. I find that difficult to believe. This conversation is over.
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Location Location Location
Rubin Cornejo from Reading, PA, wanted to have a pig roast in spite of the fact that it is...what's that word....WINTER. So he gathered 13 of his buddies together, got a bunch of propane torches going in the basement and started roasting the piggy in the downstairs of his house.
The party had to be cancelled, however, after he and all of his friends got carbon monoxide poisoning. Who would've thought?
He received a citation, but no fine, and has been warned to remove the equipment immediately and never have another pig roast inside his house again.
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Actor Shortage
Not since the Wizard of Oz have little people been in such demand. Producers of a new series of Dr Who shows have had to stop production due to a lack of people of stature appropriate to play little blue aliens. They're all over doing Harry Potter's new film or the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake!
Note: new phraseology required for little people/dwarves/munchkins/whatever. The official terminology according to the theatre world is: Persons of Restricted Growth.
Remember that.
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