Thursday, December 02, 2004
This day in History: Dec 2, centuries ago: Kimberly Aggermon Burnett, previous costar of the long running hit The Ducky/Aggie Show was born. And there was much much MUCH rejoicing. Happy Bday, Woman!
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Link of the Day: http://dindinx.net/hotbabe/ Something for your home computer. "Hot-babe is a small graphical utility which displays the system activity in a very special way. When the CPU is idle, it displays a dressed girl, and when the activity goes up, as the temperature increases, the girl begins to undress, to finish totally naked when the system activity reaches 100%. Of course, if you can be shocked by nudity, don't use it! "
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Job Wanted: Lumberjack
A 37 year old Austrian lumberjack had a big fight with his boss at work. He stormed out and made a bee-line for his boss's house. Using his chainsaw to cut a hole through the door, the outraged employee entered the abode and surveyed his surroundings.
And then reduced every piece of furniture he saw to matchsticks. This included a table, armchair, side chair, all of the kitchen furniture and a wardrobe. Neighbors noticed the noises coming from the dude's house and called the cops, who arrived to find the (former) employee happily sitting in the carnage.
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Parents of the Year
There is a Russian couple who didn't want to cough up money for a train ticket for their 3 year old daughter. So they did what any normal couple would do and stuffed her into some carryon luggage. They took their train ride and then stopped for a couple of drinks, forgetting to pay attention to the luggage. Which was stolen.
Kiddo was found wandering about the streets of town later.
No news as to the where-abouts of the luggage.
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Artist eats fox in hunting protest
Mark McGowan is at it again. He's the dude who walked backwards through the streets of England with a turkey strapped to his head, and also rolled a peanut with his nose cross town to 10 Downing Street. Now he has eaten a fox, in protest at the public fixation with the ban on hunting.
"One million people marched against fox hunting and another million marched for it," he said. "The housing estate where I live is full of crack-heads but no one marches to help them. Everyone gets really worked up about a furry animal, but no one cares about each other."
And now, well, still no one cares and he has eaten a fox. Whoo hoo!
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Camels may overrun Australian Outback Australia is in crisis due to feral camels overrunning its territories. With no natural predators, the humped creatures are free to ravage the Australian earth and nothing, no nothing, can stop them it seems.
Nothing except killing them and eating them as per officials from the Northern Territory government. And for those wild camels running amok in the remote areas inaccessible by roads: shoot them from the air. As officials state: "There probably really isn't any other way."
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Stupid Lawmaker in Alabama
Rep Gerald Allen (R) has decided that perhaps it would be prudent to ban any novels with any gay characters from public libraries, including libraries within institutions of higher learning. He has filed his open minded bill to protect children from the "homo sexual agenda".
He says after his bill goes through he has a plan for the disposal of books that mention homosexuality as anything other than a perversion: "I guess we dig a big hole and dump them in and bury them," he said.
His ban is worded loosely enough to allow not only the banning of "Heather has Two Mommies", but also "The Picture of Dorian Gray" and "The Color Purple". What would Oprah say? Also, it would stifle such horrid plays as Tennessee Williams' "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof".
Other than the whole moral thing, there's also the question of who decides what stays and what goes in the libraries. As Juanita Owes from the Montgomery City-County Library says: "Half the books in the library could end up being banned. It's all based on how one interprets the material."
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Link of the Day: http://dindinx.net/hotbabe/ Something for your home computer. "Hot-babe is a small graphical utility which displays the system activity in a very special way. When the CPU is idle, it displays a dressed girl, and when the activity goes up, as the temperature increases, the girl begins to undress, to finish totally naked when the system activity reaches 100%. Of course, if you can be shocked by nudity, don't use it! "
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Job Wanted: Lumberjack
A 37 year old Austrian lumberjack had a big fight with his boss at work. He stormed out and made a bee-line for his boss's house. Using his chainsaw to cut a hole through the door, the outraged employee entered the abode and surveyed his surroundings.
And then reduced every piece of furniture he saw to matchsticks. This included a table, armchair, side chair, all of the kitchen furniture and a wardrobe. Neighbors noticed the noises coming from the dude's house and called the cops, who arrived to find the (former) employee happily sitting in the carnage.
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Parents of the Year
There is a Russian couple who didn't want to cough up money for a train ticket for their 3 year old daughter. So they did what any normal couple would do and stuffed her into some carryon luggage. They took their train ride and then stopped for a couple of drinks, forgetting to pay attention to the luggage. Which was stolen.
Kiddo was found wandering about the streets of town later.
No news as to the where-abouts of the luggage.
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Artist eats fox in hunting protest
Mark McGowan is at it again. He's the dude who walked backwards through the streets of England with a turkey strapped to his head, and also rolled a peanut with his nose cross town to 10 Downing Street. Now he has eaten a fox, in protest at the public fixation with the ban on hunting.
"One million people marched against fox hunting and another million marched for it," he said. "The housing estate where I live is full of crack-heads but no one marches to help them. Everyone gets really worked up about a furry animal, but no one cares about each other."
And now, well, still no one cares and he has eaten a fox. Whoo hoo!
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Camels may overrun Australian Outback Australia is in crisis due to feral camels overrunning its territories. With no natural predators, the humped creatures are free to ravage the Australian earth and nothing, no nothing, can stop them it seems.
Nothing except killing them and eating them as per officials from the Northern Territory government. And for those wild camels running amok in the remote areas inaccessible by roads: shoot them from the air. As officials state: "There probably really isn't any other way."
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Stupid Lawmaker in Alabama
Rep Gerald Allen (R) has decided that perhaps it would be prudent to ban any novels with any gay characters from public libraries, including libraries within institutions of higher learning. He has filed his open minded bill to protect children from the "homo sexual agenda".
He says after his bill goes through he has a plan for the disposal of books that mention homosexuality as anything other than a perversion: "I guess we dig a big hole and dump them in and bury them," he said.
His ban is worded loosely enough to allow not only the banning of "Heather has Two Mommies", but also "The Picture of Dorian Gray" and "The Color Purple". What would Oprah say? Also, it would stifle such horrid plays as Tennessee Williams' "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof".
Other than the whole moral thing, there's also the question of who decides what stays and what goes in the libraries. As Juanita Owes from the Montgomery City-County Library says: "Half the books in the library could end up being banned. It's all based on how one interprets the material."
Better dig a darned BIG hole, Gerry! &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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