Daily Drivel

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Link of the Day: for those of you with a song stuck in your head, here's a solution! http://prettypictures.com/maim/
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Did We Land on the Moon?
For years people have tried to convince me that we never landed on the moon, and I resisted their 'proof' and trusted the Government. The photographic evidence was, in my opinion, bunk. However, looking at this display of previously unseen shots...well...it's starting to make me wonder.
Especially Exhibit G. It's got me thinking. A LOT.
http://www.dc8p.com/html/moonhoax.html
(Republished post from previous missive, worthwhile though.)

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What NOT to do when drunk #322

So a 41 year old drunken wench was taken to the hospital after crashing her car and busting her head. Realizing that she was going to have a blood alcohol test, and that she was destined to fail, she did what any mature woman would do. She ran to the bathroom in the hospital and locked herself in.
Staff tried to get her to come out by talking, yelling, begging, pleading, and ultimately using a crowbar, but had no success. So they ended up calling the fire department and they were able to force open the door and drag the slut out.
Not surprisingly, the BAC test was administered, chickie failed, and now has lost her license and been charged with drunk driving.
Likely she also has to pay for the busted bathroom door, eh?

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From Harold Been There Done That Friedline...

An unidentified man in Minneapolis has been racing about the city naked and entering people's homes, but won't be doing that any longer.
A canine unit was called to a house on Park Avenue South and found Super Naked Dude doing his thing. Super Naked Dude got mad and started hitting the cop who told him to get out. So the cop's dog leaped and CHOMP grabbed Not So Super Naked Dude by his family jewels. OUCH!
Surprisingly, NSSND kept on attacking the cops even with the dog hanging off his jumblies, and ultimately had to be dropped via a stun gun.

The dog is now on desk duty while the incident is being reviewed.

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And now a brief Science and Nature Break...

Study: Strange-voiced whale at large in the ocean

"A lone whale, with a voice unlike any other, has been wandering the Pacific for the past 12 years, American marine biologists said Wednesday. Using signals recorded by the US navy to track submarines, they traced the movement of whales in the Northern Pacific and found that a lone whale singing at a frequency of around 52 hertz has cruised the ocean since 1992.
Its calls, despite being clearly those of a baleen, do not match those of any known species of whale, which usually call at frequencies of between 15 and 20 hertz. The mammal does not follow the migration patterns of any other species either, according to team leader Mary Anne Daher. The calls of the whale, which roams the ocean every autumn and winter, have deepened slightly as a result of aging, but are still recognizable. The study by scientists at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Massachusetts, appears in the New Scientist magazine. "

My thoughts:

I think it's actually an alien. I support my theory based not only on its strange voice imprint, but also on the fact provided by the Wood Hole Oceanographic Institution that it only roams the ocean every autumn and winter. Where, then, does it go during the spring and summer? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Proof.
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Hmmm...
The Estancia La Jolla, a big spiffy hotel in La Jolla, CA, will be offering a unique turn-down service in the next couple of weeks. For a fee, a staffer will dress as an elf, enter patrons' children's rooms, help with composing a list to Santa, read a Christmas story and tuck the kiddies into bed.
Spokeswoman Marissa Edwards says that each encounter is about 30 minutes and is not limited to children. The oddly dressed staffers will be happy to tuck in grown ups as well.
Why am I picturing Michael Jackson?
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