Daily Drivel

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Link of the Day: http://captainpackrat.com/Misc/galleryoftheabsurd.htm Gallery of the absurd. I've seen it done before, and possibly better, but it's still worth a giggle or two.
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An update from Lord Mutter regarding Regina's I-69 story of prior weeks... http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/i69.asp

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Old Porn Up For Grabs
Sotheby's is now in the porn industry! Up on the auction block next month is "Sodom", the first known piece of printed pornography (dated mid-1670's). The book is all about a lustful King who decided to "set the nation free [through] buggary...thro' all the land", and is filled to the brim with details of the action and consequences.
Says Sotheby's book guy Peter Beal: "It is one of the most notorious publications in literature and makes most pornography written 300 years later seem tame."
It is expected to go for $84,000.
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Family Ties
Brilliant action in Newark, NJ this past week. On Friday, Kevin Winston was really really mad because his 16 year old vixen daughter came home trashed. So he called the cops to teach her a lesson.
Wily girl that she is, when the cops appeared she raced to them to let them know that she was scared of her dad and the dangerous things he kept in the house. She supported her statement by leading the cops to Dad's stash: hundreds of cocaine vials and a fine supply of semiautomatic weapons.
Kevin's now facing all sorts of charges re: drugs and firearms, and his drunken wench of a daughter is hanging out at the home of a relative.
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This place is a pigsty!!!
Ralph Hahnheuser thinks it's horrible that pigs in South Australia are forced to live in..well...a pigsty. Ralph, a member of Animal Liberation of South Australia, is so outraged by the porkers' position that he is planning to live like a pig for the next 3 weeks.
He is running about trying to get Australian piggeries to let him live in a pigpen for 3 weeks, suffering pressure sores and pneumonia like the swine he so loves. "This is not something that should be done willy-nilly...I'll be fortunate in that I'll be monitored routinely and if things become completely unbearable, I will be able to pull out of it. The best a pig can hope for is a bullet in the head."
Sadly, he cannot find any pigsty that will have him. Perhaps he'll just have to settle for that bullet.
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Optimists Club Feeling Down The Quakertown Optimists Club is shutting down for good next month. For 24 years, this happy little gang has helped kids in the area through contests, sponsoring a bowling league, and even sending kids to sports events.
But now there's much less interest in these joyous things. So they're closing up shop. Quitting. Giving up the ghost.
The official comment? Club president Bernard Kensky summed it up when he said, "I feel sad."
:-(