Tuesday, November 02, 2004
#####################################
LINK OF THE MILLENNIUM: http://www.ussvictoria.co.uk/fullofshat/ Yes. Join the Fellowship of the Shat. William Shatner, that is.
And of course, if it's Look for Circles Day, you might as well look for CROP Circles, eh? Check this site out! HA! http://www.iwasabducted.com/cropcircles/
#####################################
He Did it His Way
David Coddington is in trouble. He put together a kid's play in Auckland this weekend, his own special version of Aladdin, and ruffled at least one parent's feathers by a special guest appearance at the end of the show: Osama bin Laden strutting his stuff singing Frank Sinatra's New York, New York.
Somehow, Osama was written into the scene when wicked uncle Jasar is whisked away by the genie, and in David's story, Osama is tired of being a terrorist and wants to be a singer. Non equator what?
The miffed parent states anonymously: "We had gone expecting a bit of escapism in the afternoon. It was meant to be real kids' stuff ... then Osama bin Laden started singing New York, New York. It was unbelievably offensive and inappropriate. There was just a stunned silence."
Well, a silence of one. The owners of the production company state that they have, in fact, only received the single complaint. I can only recommend that he not go see Team America.
#####################################
Hey Gang! It's the Peter Potty!
Gee whiz! There's a new potty on the block and it's gonna take the world by storm. The new stand up potty known as the Peter Potty is going to stop the confusion little tinkly boys are having transitioning from the traditional sit down version to the big boy urinal. The toddler sized urinal can EVEN hold a full day's worth of winkytink!
Why did Scott Rote come up with this? As he says, "[Little boys] feel very unbalanced so their aim is way off. They go all over the seat, the hinges and down the side of the toilet."
So that takes care of the little boys...perhaps this invention will end the eternal toilet seat conflict between men and women because we'll actually have guys who can aim well. Hmmm.
#####################################
UFO hunter
Judy Messoline is out there, waiting and watching. Waiting for what? Why, the landing of the UFO's, of course. Judy even has a big ol' watchtower in her Hooper Colorado yard. It is specially positioned to allow her to look for UFO's and she has actually had 31 sightings of extraterrestrial crafts from said watchtower since 2000.
The most exciting one, per Judy, was when a huge spacecraft hovered over the area and made all of her yard lights blow out.
If you want to go hang out with Judy and her ET on demand viewing platform, she'll be happy to have you! She says she has visitors all summer who want to see the space creatures with her. But she wants an upclose encounter with a space ship. Says Judy, "I want one to land so I can get a really good look."
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
LINK OF THE MILLENNIUM: http://www.ussvictoria.co.uk/fullofshat/ Yes. Join the Fellowship of the Shat. William Shatner, that is.
And of course, if it's Look for Circles Day, you might as well look for CROP Circles, eh? Check this site out! HA! http://www.iwasabducted.com/cropcircles/
#####################################
He Did it His Way
David Coddington is in trouble. He put together a kid's play in Auckland this weekend, his own special version of Aladdin, and ruffled at least one parent's feathers by a special guest appearance at the end of the show: Osama bin Laden strutting his stuff singing Frank Sinatra's New York, New York.
Somehow, Osama was written into the scene when wicked uncle Jasar is whisked away by the genie, and in David's story, Osama is tired of being a terrorist and wants to be a singer. Non equator what?
The miffed parent states anonymously: "We had gone expecting a bit of escapism in the afternoon. It was meant to be real kids' stuff ... then Osama bin Laden started singing New York, New York. It was unbelievably offensive and inappropriate. There was just a stunned silence."
Well, a silence of one. The owners of the production company state that they have, in fact, only received the single complaint. I can only recommend that he not go see Team America.
#####################################
Hey Gang! It's the Peter Potty!
Gee whiz! There's a new potty on the block and it's gonna take the world by storm. The new stand up potty known as the Peter Potty is going to stop the confusion little tinkly boys are having transitioning from the traditional sit down version to the big boy urinal. The toddler sized urinal can EVEN hold a full day's worth of winkytink!
Why did Scott Rote come up with this? As he says, "[Little boys] feel very unbalanced so their aim is way off. They go all over the seat, the hinges and down the side of the toilet."
So that takes care of the little boys...perhaps this invention will end the eternal toilet seat conflict between men and women because we'll actually have guys who can aim well. Hmmm.
#####################################
UFO hunter
Judy Messoline is out there, waiting and watching. Waiting for what? Why, the landing of the UFO's, of course. Judy even has a big ol' watchtower in her Hooper Colorado yard. It is specially positioned to allow her to look for UFO's and she has actually had 31 sightings of extraterrestrial crafts from said watchtower since 2000.
The most exciting one, per Judy, was when a huge spacecraft hovered over the area and made all of her yard lights blow out.
If you want to go hang out with Judy and her ET on demand viewing platform, she'll be happy to have you! She says she has visitors all summer who want to see the space creatures with her. But she wants an upclose encounter with a space ship. Says Judy, "I want one to land so I can get a really good look."
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Comments:
Post a Comment
