Daily Drivel

Very important cooking link: http://fairy.mahdzan.com/story/189.asp

And very important game link: THIS GAME..... ROCKS!!!!! http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/games/throwrocks.html "Wendy is a girl who thinks she's trendy. She likes shopping and going to the mall. She doesn't like boys because they're smelly. That's why she throws rocks at them.
Hit 10 boys in 60 seconds. You only have 40 rocks to throw, so use them wisely. See if you can make it to the final level."
--Thanks to presurfer

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Death By Giraffe?

Last week two women were on one of those slow drive-through wild life tours in the Kruger National Park (which, by the way is about the size of Belgium), when suddenly they heard a stampede!
Shocked, they turned to see three giraffes being chased by a hungry lioness. They turned on their headlights - I guess to let the giraffes know to divert the stampede around them - and thusly were able to clearly see the 500+ lb giraffe slam head-on into their car. I have read reports that indicate they were severely injured and others that say they are now deceased. Either way, what a way to go!!!!!!!!
This incident is "the talk of the industry" says the owner of the lodge where the women were staying. But only because it was a giraffe that caused the carnage. Apparently there is such a huge market for up-close interaction between tourists and wild animals in South Africa, that people are regularly gored, eaten, trampled, and crushed -- but not by giraffes.
"We are going from eco-tourism to adventure tourism with animals, and this is a very dangerous arena," said Wouter van Hoven of the Centre for Wildlife at the University of Pretoria.
"There are more and more farmers converting from cattle ranching to safari operations and the pressure is on to provide an exciting experience."

Sounds exciting to me!!
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Stupid Names for Babies

A guy from Zhengzhou, Henan province, has been told by the government that no, he cannot name his son @@@@. As unreasonable as this may seem, it appears that there's some kind of crazy Hong Kong law that requires that people be named something that can be translated into Chinese and, perhaps, pronounced.

Good thing the artist known as the artist formerly known as prince wasn't from Zhengzhou during his brief unpronounceable phase.

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Job Openings in Delaware

In a tremendous gaffe of the Powerball lottery system, the incorrect group of employees in Delaware have won the $214.7 million jackpot. It was supposed to be a small group from Wilmington that would win, but instead a huge group of 33 folks downstate at the Sussex Printing Corp won.
I'm planning on filing a class-action lawsuit against the Powerball organizers for the mental anguish they have caused, but figured I'd let any job-hunters out there know of the 33 openings at the Printing Corp. Anyone interested in joining the lawsuit, feel free to let me know.

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Jackson Calls for Ban on Eminem's Video

Michael Jackson is really really mad at that big poopie face Eminem because Eminem is a meanie and is making fun of him in his latest video "Just Lose It".

Parts of the video, where Eminem is all dressed up to look like Mikey, that just seem really unfair are:
* making fun of that time when Mikey's hair caught fire back when he was doing a commercial. And then when he runs to the toilet to put out the fire, his nose falls off
* sitting on a bed with happy little boys and rapping "'Come here little kiddie, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap. And I don't mean rap as in a case of child molestation."

Mikey called up his friends on the telephone to tell them to stop showing the doody-head video. So far only BET (Black Entertainment Television) has pulled the video.

Everyone else is just mean.
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