Friday, October 08, 2004
Today in history: October 8, 1871 Mrs O'Leary's cow proved that bovines are superior beings, and started the Chicago Fire, killing 250 and destroying 17,000 buildings. All together now: Bad Cow!
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Man fights off bear then shoots himself
Marin Cogev is a clutz. Lucky for him, he's still alive. Else he couldn't tell the story of fighting off a 700-lb bear when hunting in Miklovica, Bulgaria. Marin was grabbed from behind by the big old bear and fought and fought till he scared it off by shooting his rifle in the air.
The bear ambled off, and Marin decided to chase after it. So he turned. And tripped. And fell. And shot himself. In the head. And passed out.
Luckily the bullet just grazed his head. So he'll have a cool self-inflicted scar to go along with the bear-inflicted punctured lung and crushed ribs.
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Parents Lose Yet Another Babysitter
A 34 year old woman was babysitting an 11 year old brat the other day, when the demon seed got a bit out of hand. The babysitter told kiddo to feed the dog, and the deranged child freaked out, starting to choke and beat the pup.
The babysitter tried to pry the kid off the dog, so kiddo turned her attention to destroying the human. They raced about, with the girl trying to bludgeon the babysitter with a shovel and with a baseball bat. The babysitter finally hightailed it to safety when the brat grabbed a machete conveniently left in the yard and started chasing her with it.
Babysitter escaped and locked herself and the monster's 12 year old sister in the bathroom, while the beastie girl fled by bicycle. Cops found the kid and booked her for investigation of assault with a deadly weapon.
And I thought it was bad when Chris Ruggeiro locked me out of the house when I was babysitting him. Huh.
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Man fights off bear then shoots himself
Marin Cogev is a clutz. Lucky for him, he's still alive. Else he couldn't tell the story of fighting off a 700-lb bear when hunting in Miklovica, Bulgaria. Marin was grabbed from behind by the big old bear and fought and fought till he scared it off by shooting his rifle in the air.
The bear ambled off, and Marin decided to chase after it. So he turned. And tripped. And fell. And shot himself. In the head. And passed out.
Luckily the bullet just grazed his head. So he'll have a cool self-inflicted scar to go along with the bear-inflicted punctured lung and crushed ribs.
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Parents Lose Yet Another Babysitter
A 34 year old woman was babysitting an 11 year old brat the other day, when the demon seed got a bit out of hand. The babysitter told kiddo to feed the dog, and the deranged child freaked out, starting to choke and beat the pup.
The babysitter tried to pry the kid off the dog, so kiddo turned her attention to destroying the human. They raced about, with the girl trying to bludgeon the babysitter with a shovel and with a baseball bat. The babysitter finally hightailed it to safety when the brat grabbed a machete conveniently left in the yard and started chasing her with it.
Babysitter escaped and locked herself and the monster's 12 year old sister in the bathroom, while the beastie girl fled by bicycle. Cops found the kid and booked her for investigation of assault with a deadly weapon.
And I thought it was bad when Chris Ruggeiro locked me out of the house when I was babysitting him. Huh.
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