Friday, October 01, 2004
Today in History: October 1, 1971 Walt Disney World opens near Orlando, Florida.
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Link of the Day: Sneaky Shorts! Buy a pair today to wear with your Super Feet!
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Oh Waaah.
Michael Strauss went to White Castle in October of 2002 and bought some oh so yummy onion rings. Bit into one, and has happened to only a few billion other people ever in the history of White Castle some *gasp* hot grease splattered on his arm.
So Mikey is suing White Castle to not sell such hot food because he is still - STILL - suffering from 'great pain and anguish in mind and body'.
Something tells me that Mikey REALLY needs to get a life.
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Burning Down the House
Leroy Brown of Pine Bluff, Ark, thought his wife was having an affair. So, as any good and spiteful jealous idiotic spouse would do, he set her pants on fire. No, she wasn't in them at the time, but he viewed them as her Sin Pants and wanted them out of the house.
Bummer for Leroy...the fire from the hot pants singed his fingers, so he dropped them. And set his mobile home on fire.
To top it all off - he's now being charged with arson for burning down his own home! HA!
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Whale Rider
Spyros Vamvas, a 60 year old surfer dude, was out surfing at Lasuen Beach, CA, Monday morning. He caught a great wave. A whale of a swell. Because he was actually riding on the back of a whale!
Says Spyros, ""All of a sudden I just felt, wow, this huge noise and bump, and it lifted my board up. I'm looking down, and there's just swirling water and I see barnacles on the back of the whale. I'm used to dolphins. This was different. It was huge."
Word is that it was likely a juvenile whale, about 15 - 30 feet long. Spyros never saw the mammal till he was gently lifted up by it. He kept his wits about him, though, and didn't even change position - just rode the creature till it went back down under water and swam out to sea, undoubtedly a little bit spooked.
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Supreme Court Justice: Orgies are Beneficial to Society
Justice Antonin Scalia, nominated to the Supreme Court by President Reagan in 1986, has been considered a steadily conservative presence on the bench. So it was quite a surprise to the audience at Harvard University when Scalia explained to them that he takes the position that "sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."
Stoked by this comment, an audience member then wondered to the Justice "whether you have any gay friends, and, if not, whether you'd like to be my friend."
"I probably do have some gay friends, but I have never pressed the point," Justice Scalia responded.
He did not indicate whether he would like to be the questioner's friend, nor did he detail the benefits of orgies as they relate to social tensions.
Perhaps we should form a study group....
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Link of the Day: Sneaky Shorts! Buy a pair today to wear with your Super Feet!
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Oh Waaah.
Michael Strauss went to White Castle in October of 2002 and bought some oh so yummy onion rings. Bit into one, and has happened to only a few billion other people ever in the history of White Castle some *gasp* hot grease splattered on his arm.
So Mikey is suing White Castle to not sell such hot food because he is still - STILL - suffering from 'great pain and anguish in mind and body'.
Something tells me that Mikey REALLY needs to get a life.
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Burning Down the House
Leroy Brown of Pine Bluff, Ark, thought his wife was having an affair. So, as any good and spiteful jealous idiotic spouse would do, he set her pants on fire. No, she wasn't in them at the time, but he viewed them as her Sin Pants and wanted them out of the house.
Bummer for Leroy...the fire from the hot pants singed his fingers, so he dropped them. And set his mobile home on fire.
To top it all off - he's now being charged with arson for burning down his own home! HA!
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Whale Rider
Spyros Vamvas, a 60 year old surfer dude, was out surfing at Lasuen Beach, CA, Monday morning. He caught a great wave. A whale of a swell. Because he was actually riding on the back of a whale!
Says Spyros, ""All of a sudden I just felt, wow, this huge noise and bump, and it lifted my board up. I'm looking down, and there's just swirling water and I see barnacles on the back of the whale. I'm used to dolphins. This was different. It was huge."
Word is that it was likely a juvenile whale, about 15 - 30 feet long. Spyros never saw the mammal till he was gently lifted up by it. He kept his wits about him, though, and didn't even change position - just rode the creature till it went back down under water and swam out to sea, undoubtedly a little bit spooked.
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Supreme Court Justice: Orgies are Beneficial to Society
Justice Antonin Scalia, nominated to the Supreme Court by President Reagan in 1986, has been considered a steadily conservative presence on the bench. So it was quite a surprise to the audience at Harvard University when Scalia explained to them that he takes the position that "sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."
Stoked by this comment, an audience member then wondered to the Justice "whether you have any gay friends, and, if not, whether you'd like to be my friend."
"I probably do have some gay friends, but I have never pressed the point," Justice Scalia responded.
He did not indicate whether he would like to be the questioner's friend, nor did he detail the benefits of orgies as they relate to social tensions.
Perhaps we should form a study group....
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