Friday, October 29, 2004
Apologies for the sporadic nature of my somewhat daily missive. The dreaded w*rk thing has been encroaching upon my time and draining my every brain cell such that my evenings are spent drooling in the corner, rather than surfing the web looking for important information to share. I will aspire to do better in the coming month. Additionally, I am fully aware of the relatively low quality of today's missive. I just couldn't take any more cruel emails from you folks…so here's your damned missive!
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Today in History: October 28, 4004 BC God creates Adam and Eve five days after the rest of the universe, according to Biblical calculations by Archbishop James Ussher.
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Link of the day: Tired of the whole 'tinyurl' thing? Why not make a huge url? It really works, try it out. Get your own huge url at http://hugeurl.com/ .
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More Marital Bliss
William Dahlby of LaCrosse, Wis, swears he was trying to save his marriage after having an affair. His method? Throwing a live electrical wire into the tub while his wife was soaking.
She says that she tried to jump out when she saw him dropping the live wire into the water, and that he then tried to push her back in.
He says that he had rigged it to only allow a little charge and then to have the electricity cut when a ground fault interrupter sensed water.
Surprisingly, the judge and jury didn't buy his story and he has been convicted of attempted 1st degree murder.
Go figure.
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So a Cop, a Robber, and an Elephant Walk into a Bar...
Police in Assam India are requesting that folks contribute cop jokes to their website ( http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/file://www.assampolice.com ) in an attempt to improve their image. They're trying to get people to understand that "The police too have a lighter side. There are plenty of jokes, anecdotes and pleasant encounters with humour..."
So, uh, feel free to contribute and make Assam a more jocular town in which to be arrested.
Apologies for the sporadic nature of my somewhat daily missive. The dreaded w*rk thing has been encroaching upon my time and draining my every brain cell such that my evenings are spent drooling in the corner, rather than surfing the web looking for important information to share. I will aspire to do better in the coming month. Additionally, I am fully aware of the relatively low quality of today's missive. I just couldn't take any more cruel emails from you folks…so here's your damned missive!
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Today in History: October 28, 4004 BC God creates Adam and Eve five days after the rest of the universe, according to Biblical calculations by Archbishop James Ussher.
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Link of the day: Tired of the whole 'tinyurl' thing? Why not make a huge url? It really works, try it out. Get your own huge url at http://hugeurl.com/ .
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More Marital Bliss
William Dahlby of LaCrosse, Wis, swears he was trying to save his marriage after having an affair. His method? Throwing a live electrical wire into the tub while his wife was soaking.
She says that she tried to jump out when she saw him dropping the live wire into the water, and that he then tried to push her back in.
He says that he had rigged it to only allow a little charge and then to have the electricity cut when a ground fault interrupter sensed water.
Surprisingly, the judge and jury didn't buy his story and he has been convicted of attempted 1st degree murder.
Go figure.
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So a Cop, a Robber, and an Elephant Walk into a Bar...
Police in Assam India are requesting that folks contribute cop jokes to their website ( http://mail.yahoo.com/config/login?/file://www.assampolice.com ) in an attempt to improve their image. They're trying to get people to understand that "The police too have a lighter side. There are plenty of jokes, anecdotes and pleasant encounters with humour..."
So, uh, feel free to contribute and make Assam a more jocular town in which to be arrested.
Apologies for the sporadic nature of my somewhat daily missive. The dreaded w*rk thing has been encroaching upon my time and draining my every brain cell such that my evenings are spent drooling in the corner, rather than surfing the web looking for important information to share. I will aspire to do better in the coming month. Additionally, I am fully aware of the relatively low quality of today's missive. I just couldn't take any more cruel emails from you folks…so here's your damned missive!
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