Thursday, September 09, 2004
Today in History, Sept 9, more years ago than I care to acknowledge, the funniest freakin' idiot on the face of the earth was born. Raymond Harrington, happy f-in birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Low quality missive today, but I HAD to acknowledge my buddy's birth. So suffer in silence, y'all.
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Link of the day: http://www.pigeoninalawnchair.com/index.htm
And people think - I - have too much spare time.
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Gun Toting Dog Defends Self, Litter Mates
Jerry Allen Bradford of Pensacola, FL, couldn't find anyone to buy his cute n cuddly 3 month old shepherd-mix puppies. So he did what any responsible person would do: decided to blow their brains out with his .38.
So Monday he picks up two puppies (why two, nobody knows): one (intended victim) in his left hand, and the other (the hero dog) cradled in his right arm as he held the weapon. Quick thinking pup #2 realized the danger at hand, reached his cute little paw down and pulled the trigger.
The gun discharged, wounding Jerry in the wrist.
Although Pup2 was too late to save 3 of his brethren, the remaining 4 are in fine shape and up for adoption. Jerry is under arrest, charged with felony animal cruelty.
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Cannabis Clown Crashes Cop Cavorting
A 17 year old German and his buddies decided Friday night to crash a party at a local sports club. Dude went up to a guy who looked like he might be up for some fun. Offered to sell him some pot, if he wanted to smoke something stronger than smigs.
Bummer for him. It was a party filled with off duty policemen.
D'oh!
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Poof! No more village!
If you meet someone next time you're out and about, and said person says s/he is from New Rome, OH, that person is lying. For New Rome OH no longer exists. The tiny village has been dissolved due to its failure to pass a tax budget in 2004 and failure to follow election laws.
I've learned something new: if it's a town of 150 residents or less, it can be annihilated with the stroke of a pen.
Cool.
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Low quality missive today, but I HAD to acknowledge my buddy's birth. So suffer in silence, y'all.
***********************************************
Link of the day: http://www.pigeoninalawnchair.com/index.htm
And people think - I - have too much spare time.
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Gun Toting Dog Defends Self, Litter Mates
Jerry Allen Bradford of Pensacola, FL, couldn't find anyone to buy his cute n cuddly 3 month old shepherd-mix puppies. So he did what any responsible person would do: decided to blow their brains out with his .38.
So Monday he picks up two puppies (why two, nobody knows): one (intended victim) in his left hand, and the other (the hero dog) cradled in his right arm as he held the weapon. Quick thinking pup #2 realized the danger at hand, reached his cute little paw down and pulled the trigger.
The gun discharged, wounding Jerry in the wrist.
Although Pup2 was too late to save 3 of his brethren, the remaining 4 are in fine shape and up for adoption. Jerry is under arrest, charged with felony animal cruelty.
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Cannabis Clown Crashes Cop Cavorting
A 17 year old German and his buddies decided Friday night to crash a party at a local sports club. Dude went up to a guy who looked like he might be up for some fun. Offered to sell him some pot, if he wanted to smoke something stronger than smigs.
Bummer for him. It was a party filled with off duty policemen.
D'oh!
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Poof! No more village!
If you meet someone next time you're out and about, and said person says s/he is from New Rome, OH, that person is lying. For New Rome OH no longer exists. The tiny village has been dissolved due to its failure to pass a tax budget in 2004 and failure to follow election laws.
I've learned something new: if it's a town of 150 residents or less, it can be annihilated with the stroke of a pen.
Cool.
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