Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Links o' the Day:
Have fun. Make GW and JK say whatever you like. Silly.
http://www.george-says.com/
http://www.john-says.com/
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Gun Control Arguments
FYI to those of you who live under rocks and have no access to any media or human interaction: The Assault Weapons Ban of 1994 expired yesterday .
Shockingly, the world is still turning today and I, for one, was not gunned down on my way to work.
However, I've really been thinking. About arguments FOR gun control.
And and and...well, I believe this website sums up the top 40 arguments quite well.
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Grandma Dies of Shock From Joke Gift
A 70 something grandma in China received a special gift from her 11 year old grandson in honor of Teacher's Day last Saturday.
The little guy had run out and spent all of his pocket money on a realistic plastic severed head and lovingly gift wrapped it for her.
Grandma opened it, got all scared, and died of a stroke on the spot.
Whoops.
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BASE Jumper Arrested after Jumping Btwn North and South America
Felix Baumgartner, the dude who became the first person to cross the English Channel in freefall back in July 2003, is in trouble. Dude did a rocking BASE jump off of the the 330-foot Puente de Las Americas, a bridge that connects North and South America. As soon as he landed, BAM, the cuffs were on and he was tossed into the slammer by unamused Panama officials.
He and his photographer are stuck in jail in Panama, with passports and rigs confiscated by officials.
I don't think he minds, though. He seems to enjoy pushing the envelope. Check out this website for further adventures: http://www.extremedreams.co.uk/pink%20gnome/Felix%20B/
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Stody Shoughs Thut Cumpany Employs Cunt Right Gud.
Their was a cummission farmed two study righting skils of US werkers and thay find out that lots uf peoples cun't right so gud and don’t no wear its going to.
This grup called the Busness Roundtble studyd cumpanes in minning, cunstroction, manufuckturing, transportion,servises, and finanse, unsurance and reel estat. Thay find that a thrid of peoples wernt gud righters.
Wears this werld going to?
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I Double Dog Dare You!
Paul Goudy was at a restaurant in Harrisburg, PA last January when his buddy dared him to yank a hairpiece off of an unsuspecting customer's head. Paul was game for it. Went up, ripped it off (along with a gold chain from around the bald man's neck), and collected his $100 from his buddy for doing the dare.
Baldy took him to court, and now Paul has been sentenced to 23 months' probation, been fined $500 and has to write a letter of apology to Baldy.
Expensive, but funny, eh?
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Have fun. Make GW and JK say whatever you like. Silly.
http://www.george-says.com/
http://www.john-says.com/
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Gun Control Arguments
FYI to those of you who live under rocks and have no access to any media or human interaction: The Assault Weapons Ban of 1994 expired yesterday .
Shockingly, the world is still turning today and I, for one, was not gunned down on my way to work.
However, I've really been thinking. About arguments FOR gun control.
And and and...well, I believe this website sums up the top 40 arguments quite well.
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Grandma Dies of Shock From Joke Gift
A 70 something grandma in China received a special gift from her 11 year old grandson in honor of Teacher's Day last Saturday.
The little guy had run out and spent all of his pocket money on a realistic plastic severed head and lovingly gift wrapped it for her.
Grandma opened it, got all scared, and died of a stroke on the spot.
Whoops.
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BASE Jumper Arrested after Jumping Btwn North and South America
Felix Baumgartner, the dude who became the first person to cross the English Channel in freefall back in July 2003, is in trouble. Dude did a rocking BASE jump off of the the 330-foot Puente de Las Americas, a bridge that connects North and South America. As soon as he landed, BAM, the cuffs were on and he was tossed into the slammer by unamused Panama officials.
He and his photographer are stuck in jail in Panama, with passports and rigs confiscated by officials.
I don't think he minds, though. He seems to enjoy pushing the envelope. Check out this website for further adventures: http://www.extremedreams.co.uk/pink%20gnome/Felix%20B/
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Stody Shoughs Thut Cumpany Employs Cunt Right Gud.
Their was a cummission farmed two study righting skils of US werkers and thay find out that lots uf peoples cun't right so gud and don’t no wear its going to.
This grup called the Busness Roundtble studyd cumpanes in minning, cunstroction, manufuckturing, transportion,servises, and finanse, unsurance and reel estat. Thay find that a thrid of peoples wernt gud righters.
Wears this werld going to?
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I Double Dog Dare You!
Paul Goudy was at a restaurant in Harrisburg, PA last January when his buddy dared him to yank a hairpiece off of an unsuspecting customer's head. Paul was game for it. Went up, ripped it off (along with a gold chain from around the bald man's neck), and collected his $100 from his buddy for doing the dare.
Baldy took him to court, and now Paul has been sentenced to 23 months' probation, been fined $500 and has to write a letter of apology to Baldy.
Expensive, but funny, eh?
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