Friday, October 01, 2004
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Link of the day: This is brilliant. an English to English translator. Yes, you key in your phrase or sentence in English and it will present to you an English translation with your grammar, spelling, and style left intact! Useful, or what?!?!?!
http://dict.harlanlandes.com/index.php?base=en
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D'oh!
So this guy in Edmond, OK, was concerned that his wife might not think he was studly enough. So he rounded up a couple of teen-agers and staged a home break in, telling them it was a practical joke.
The two teens donned black ski masks, broke into the home and bound dude's wife with duct tape and locked her in the bathroom. Dude came home (as planned) and scared the guys away, smacking one of them with a two by four (not planned). One of the kids told his mom, mom told the cops, cops got the dude.
Dude's excuse? He wanted his convince his wife that he's a hero.
He's somethin' alright.
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Boff Your Way Buff!
26 year old model Sophie Anderton got really out of shape due to a cocaine addiction. Now she's off the drugs and concentrating on getting back her boffable figure. And what better way than to have strenuous sex?!?!
Sophie is lucky enough to have a supportive boyfriend, Mark Alexiou, who is happy to assist her in meeting her goals. Says Sophie, "I'm looking healthy because I'm off drugs and I'm having lots and lots of great sex...With Mark I have at least one orgasm a day, and often I have three. I have to say the love of a good man has made me so happy. I'm a very lucky girl."
I've been needing to start an exercise program myself...
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Stupid 'Father'
Andy is one confused flamingo. Andy lives in Gloucestershire and has spent the past 2 weeks trying to hatch an egg that he's been caring for with great attention.
Sadly for Andy, he's been sitting on a rock, not an egg. After watching (and mocking) the bird for about 12 days wardens at Andy's wildlife preserve rescued the pebble, replacing it with a wooden replica of a flamingo egg.
So now Andy is trying to hatch a wooden replica of an egg, leaving it alone only for brief times when he gets himself some food.
Vast improvement, eh?
Link of the day: This is brilliant. an English to English translator. Yes, you key in your phrase or sentence in English and it will present to you an English translation with your grammar, spelling, and style left intact! Useful, or what?!?!?!
http://dict.harlanlandes.com/index.php?base=en
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D'oh!
So this guy in Edmond, OK, was concerned that his wife might not think he was studly enough. So he rounded up a couple of teen-agers and staged a home break in, telling them it was a practical joke.
The two teens donned black ski masks, broke into the home and bound dude's wife with duct tape and locked her in the bathroom. Dude came home (as planned) and scared the guys away, smacking one of them with a two by four (not planned). One of the kids told his mom, mom told the cops, cops got the dude.
Dude's excuse? He wanted his convince his wife that he's a hero.
He's somethin' alright.
**********************
Boff Your Way Buff!
26 year old model Sophie Anderton got really out of shape due to a cocaine addiction. Now she's off the drugs and concentrating on getting back her boffable figure. And what better way than to have strenuous sex?!?!
Sophie is lucky enough to have a supportive boyfriend, Mark Alexiou, who is happy to assist her in meeting her goals. Says Sophie, "I'm looking healthy because I'm off drugs and I'm having lots and lots of great sex...With Mark I have at least one orgasm a day, and often I have three. I have to say the love of a good man has made me so happy. I'm a very lucky girl."
I've been needing to start an exercise program myself...
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Stupid 'Father'
Andy is one confused flamingo. Andy lives in Gloucestershire and has spent the past 2 weeks trying to hatch an egg that he's been caring for with great attention.
Sadly for Andy, he's been sitting on a rock, not an egg. After watching (and mocking) the bird for about 12 days wardens at Andy's wildlife preserve rescued the pebble, replacing it with a wooden replica of a flamingo egg.
So now Andy is trying to hatch a wooden replica of an egg, leaving it alone only for brief times when he gets himself some food.
Vast improvement, eh?
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