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Freddie is a dog. Freddie has a blog spot. Do not dismiss it as nonsense. It's truly the work of either a brilliant dog or a demented human.

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Lost: Man Who Needs Penis Chopped Off

Doctors at a Romanian hospital are desperately searching for a man who needs his penis removed or he'll die.

Seems the 42 year old fugitive was out drinking with good friends the other night. He lost a bet, and therefore jammed his member into a metal ring. The ring got stuck.
He was too embarrassed to get help, and left it there. Along with causing agonizing pain to the man, the ring also successfully cut off blood supply to the formerly mighty staff and gangrene had set in. Bozo finally went to the hospital after 2 days, where he was told that he had to say goodbye forever to his wingding and all the fun activities they had shared.

"The blood supply by that time had been cut off for too long, and there was nothing we could do. We told him we would need to cut it off so that the necrosis does not spread to his body."

Bucky ran away. Docs say if he's not found, he will die.

And what a way to go!

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Contributed by the curmudgeonly Glenn McMillen

Feel the Love

GW has done it again. This time, Dub was doing his political duty and stumping for votes in Poplar Bluff, MO. As he pushed to limit 'frivolous lawsuits' that drive up the cost of health care and run down our country's fine doctors, he mentioned the terrible toll that these lawsuits are having on the OB/GYN practice, especially.

"We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

So true, George, so true.

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Christian School Changes Honor Code After Cheating Survey

Officials at Lipscomb University in Tennessee were 'shocked' to learn that almost half of its students cheat on exams. Up until now, students at the Church of Christ affiliated school were expected to be honest and to rat on fellow students if they observed any untoward activities.

Then an anonymous student survey showed up showing that maybe some folks weren't perfect and honest at all times. The school took this as an indication that perhaps the professors needed to become involved in watching their own damned classes during exams and maybe reading the essays written and checking for plagiarism.

What a unique concept!