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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Don't Forget To Tip Your Waitresses

Humberto A Taveras and a bunch of his friends went to dine at Soprano's Italian and American Grill the other night. The service wasn't great, and the food not so fabulous, so Humberto and his buddies left an insult tip: 10% of the bill rather than the suggested 18% for large parties.

Management was not pleased with this deviation from the norm and thusly advised the Taveras party. "They chased us down like a bunch of criminals," Humberto said. "It killed our weekend."

Restaurant owner Joe "yo joey" Soprano said that it is clearly noted in multiple places that the recommended gratuity is 18% and that "It's unfortunate it has come to this, but this guy was rude and abrasive. They practically threw food at us."

Not wise to be rude and abrasive to Joey Soprano. The Taveras party has been arrested and charged with the misdemeanor crime of "theft of services".

Joey states that the only reason he is going forward with the charges is because Humberto's group was 'obnoxious'. It is not the money, but the respect that is in question.


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