Friday, September 10, 2004
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Link of the day: Looking for a Good date? Wondering where all the good chicks are? Look no further!
http://datetosave.com/index.shtml
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IMPORTANT COUNTDOWNS:
International Talk Like a Pirate day: Sept 19th - only 9 more days! Note: ITLPD occurs on a Sunday this year, and therefore will be observed in the workplace on Monday, Sept 20th. Revelry is, of course, expected to occur both days. To those of you in Delaware: I STRONGLY recommend we plan on an after hours drinkfest to mark the day. The rest of you, well, I don't really care what you do. HA! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Expiration of the 1994 'Assault Weapons' Ban: Provisions of the 'looks like a dangerous assault weapon so it must be bad' ban are scheduled to expire automatically on September 13th - 3 more days! Then you can get your toys with more ease and lower cost, and can have really COOL looking weapons instead of silly looking weapons. Whoo hoo! http://www.awbansunset.com/
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D'oh
A 38 year old man smashed his car into another vehicle then drove away in Loerrach, Germany. He got lost and violated the Code of Man by stopping to ask directions of some police officers.
Silly him. The cops were just on their way to try to find him after receiving a call about the hit-n-run. They compared the license plate number provided by the victim with the plate on Bucky's car...then "We informed the suspect he had found where he needed to go - and we also thanked him for saving us a lot of time and effort."
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Late Procedure
When folks have a baby boy, they may have to wrestle with the decision of whether or not to circumcise the child. Looks like Edwin Bruce Baxter of Vancouver WA finally made his decision this week: yes. Unfortunately for all involved in his decision, the son in question is 8 years old, and Eddie decided to make it a Do It Yourself procedure.
So Eddie took out his Bible, read a couple of passages from it, and started hacking away. Reportedly, he 'became concerned' when his boy started to bleed profusely. Perhaps this is because Eddie is a truck driver and has no medical training. Perhaps this is because Eddie is an idiot freakazoid.
Eddie is in jail now, to be arraigned Sept 17th on charges of first-degree assault of a child.
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Harold " Please don't. I have a thing for cows..." Friedline contributes the following important news byte:
Moo.
Mayor Ellen van Hoodgalem-Arkema is tired of people from her little Dutch town of Spaarnwoude crying about homosexual love making being conducted in the local park and naked folk running about in a sexual free for all.
So she's decided to release the cows upon the land, hoping to scare away the horny folk: "Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said.
So instead of ho-mo-sex-ual activities, there will be no-moo-sex-ual activities in the park from now on.
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A Loser on Many Levels
John David Woods lost a lot of money on internet gambling, and had to find a way to pay those debts off. What better way, thought he, than to steal from the city to pay them off?
So for the past 3 years he's been stealing from various city halls in the following way: he would rent a car, drive it to a distant city, then sneak into the city hall and grab all the money he could find in the hallowed halls.
He hit about 24 city halls, and stole over $100,000. Guilt-free, or so he thought, because "He said he felt like it wasn't stealing from people because it was money possessed by the city."
Texas prosecutors see it differently, and have successfully seen to it that he be sentenced to 40 years in prison for his burglaries.
Hopefully he doesn't have an internet connection in the slammer.
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Link of the day: Looking for a Good date? Wondering where all the good chicks are? Look no further!
http://datetosave.com/index.shtml
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IMPORTANT COUNTDOWNS:
International Talk Like a Pirate day: Sept 19th - only 9 more days! Note: ITLPD occurs on a Sunday this year, and therefore will be observed in the workplace on Monday, Sept 20th. Revelry is, of course, expected to occur both days. To those of you in Delaware: I STRONGLY recommend we plan on an after hours drinkfest to mark the day. The rest of you, well, I don't really care what you do. HA! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Expiration of the 1994 'Assault Weapons' Ban: Provisions of the 'looks like a dangerous assault weapon so it must be bad' ban are scheduled to expire automatically on September 13th - 3 more days! Then you can get your toys with more ease and lower cost, and can have really COOL looking weapons instead of silly looking weapons. Whoo hoo! http://www.awbansunset.com/
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D'oh
A 38 year old man smashed his car into another vehicle then drove away in Loerrach, Germany. He got lost and violated the Code of Man by stopping to ask directions of some police officers.
Silly him. The cops were just on their way to try to find him after receiving a call about the hit-n-run. They compared the license plate number provided by the victim with the plate on Bucky's car...then "We informed the suspect he had found where he needed to go - and we also thanked him for saving us a lot of time and effort."
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Late Procedure
When folks have a baby boy, they may have to wrestle with the decision of whether or not to circumcise the child. Looks like Edwin Bruce Baxter of Vancouver WA finally made his decision this week: yes. Unfortunately for all involved in his decision, the son in question is 8 years old, and Eddie decided to make it a Do It Yourself procedure.
So Eddie took out his Bible, read a couple of passages from it, and started hacking away. Reportedly, he 'became concerned' when his boy started to bleed profusely. Perhaps this is because Eddie is a truck driver and has no medical training. Perhaps this is because Eddie is an idiot freakazoid.
Eddie is in jail now, to be arraigned Sept 17th on charges of first-degree assault of a child.
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Harold " Please don't. I have a thing for cows..." Friedline contributes the following important news byte:
Moo.
Mayor Ellen van Hoodgalem-Arkema is tired of people from her little Dutch town of Spaarnwoude crying about homosexual love making being conducted in the local park and naked folk running about in a sexual free for all.
So she's decided to release the cows upon the land, hoping to scare away the horny folk: "Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said.
So instead of ho-mo-sex-ual activities, there will be no-moo-sex-ual activities in the park from now on.
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A Loser on Many Levels
John David Woods lost a lot of money on internet gambling, and had to find a way to pay those debts off. What better way, thought he, than to steal from the city to pay them off?
So for the past 3 years he's been stealing from various city halls in the following way: he would rent a car, drive it to a distant city, then sneak into the city hall and grab all the money he could find in the hallowed halls.
He hit about 24 city halls, and stole over $100,000. Guilt-free, or so he thought, because "He said he felt like it wasn't stealing from people because it was money possessed by the city."
Texas prosecutors see it differently, and have successfully seen to it that he be sentenced to 40 years in prison for his burglaries.
Hopefully he doesn't have an internet connection in the slammer.
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