Monday, September 20, 2004
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Link O The Day: http://myhighhorse.com/ An 8500 calorie Sandwich. Yummers!
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I was going to try the talk like a pirate (observed) thing today. But it's too exhausting. So here. Some be in pyrate. Some be not. Life goes on.
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AK47 spinoff product
Want a good beverage to go with your AK-47? Lieutenant General Mikail Kalashnikov, inventor of the popular weapon, has created a world-class vodka to enable him to "improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things."
Kalashnikov says his vodka is better than any other vodka out there and is made from "grain harvested in Russia and water drawn from Lake Ladoga north of St Petersburg". It is, he says, best drunk with friends.
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Camanche IA. Clowns.*shudder*
Twas an eve dark and unnatural when Eric Dau and his wench Sherrise came upon their mobile home in Camanche. Row upon row of 14 inch Ronald McDonald dolls were lined across the center of a half dozen roads in their mobile home park. Word is there were 500 or so full sized Ronald McDonal dolls filling the roads.
"It was so scary, all those Ronald McDonalds staring at us in our headlights. It gave us a very, very funny feeling. If you hadn’t seen them with your own eyes, you wouldn’t believe it," Eric says.
Two people were spotted picking up some of the dolls, and were verbally accosted by Eric. "What’s this all about?" he demanded. They claimed they were merely pulling the dolls in to keep them safe from the expected rains that night.
Eric and Sherrise, shaken and stirred, retired for the night. When they awoke, the dolls - not the stuff of Happy Meals, but big fullsized clowns - were gone.
Spooky.
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Arrr 'tis a cruel world, crueler still when a man's attempt to kill himself goes awry. An Austrian snake dealer was most distraught and decided to walk his final gangplank with the help of a couple of cobras. As the snakes wrapped him in their coils, the drunkard sent a message to his girlfriend's cell phone announcing his exit from this earthly mortal coil. Meddelsome wench that she is, she called the police.
Police arrived to find the life being squeezed out of the man, who still put up a fight against the scurvy mates who tried to save him. So they hit him with pepper spray, shot him in the thigh, and watched as one of the snakes bit him.
Now t' snakes are in t'zoo, and t'man be under observation. And he still be breathin.
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T' fates were against Zoran Rabrenovic as well this weekend. Zoran had a fight with his parents, and was so upset he decided t' leap from his window 50 feet above t' earth and kill himself. Turns out a neighbor had parked under his window. Zoran landed on t' car, and just broke his leg and some ribs.
So says a passerby: ""I was walking past the car and heard a shout and then something hit the car. It just crumpled like cardboard. The man who had fallen lay there groaning and then sat up. It was amazing the way the Lada just disintegrated and softened the fall like a mattress."
Now t' car be in t' shop, and t' man be under observation. And he still be breathin.
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Way to Get Those Votes!
Martin Elliott may have made a bad move durin' a public "meet t' candidates" election meetin' in Hamilton, NZ. Marty wants t' be mayor, and was t'be thinkin' that sayin' his opponent has little in his pants would make him appear t' be t' .. Er .. Bigger man.
Word from Alvina Barrett, a wench in charge o't'meetin', is that Marty be walkin' up t'her and be askin' her if she supported Michael Redman (his opponent). Alvina told him that aye, aye she did. To which Marty responded that he be knowin' w'proof that Mike actually be havin' a 'little one', and wiggled his pinky finger to display just how small it be.
When asked by the press if in truth this exchange did happen, Marty replied Aye: "Of course I did, with a big smile on my face. I'm just blown away by this; this is just trivial...I see some really strong things in Michael Redman . . . (but) I think that Michael, at this stage of his life, hasn't got the big balls (to make key decisions for the city). I think my balls are bigger than his."
Alvina is still upset. As she be speakin',"Is it because I'm a Maori woman working in the Fairfield area that I can be spoken to like I'm a whore from Matamata?" Arrrrrrrr!
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Barbie store also has bondage gear
Mattel is mad at a drrrrty grrrl in Calgary. "Barbie's Shop" is owned and operated by Barbie Anderson, and sells 'alternative clothing'. Like gothic clothes, leather ensembles, latex binderies, bondage fun stuff, you know...Barbie clothes!
Mattel is suing Barbie, telling her that she needs not only to change her website address (the store's is barbiesshop.com and the doll's is barbieshop.com), but also change the name of her shop.
They have not yet insisted that she change her birth name.
Link O The Day: http://myhighhorse.com/ An 8500 calorie Sandwich. Yummers!
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I was going to try the talk like a pirate (observed) thing today. But it's too exhausting. So here. Some be in pyrate. Some be not. Life goes on.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
AK47 spinoff product
Want a good beverage to go with your AK-47? Lieutenant General Mikail Kalashnikov, inventor of the popular weapon, has created a world-class vodka to enable him to "improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things."
Kalashnikov says his vodka is better than any other vodka out there and is made from "grain harvested in Russia and water drawn from Lake Ladoga north of St Petersburg". It is, he says, best drunk with friends.
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Camanche IA. Clowns.*shudder*
Twas an eve dark and unnatural when Eric Dau and his wench Sherrise came upon their mobile home in Camanche. Row upon row of 14 inch Ronald McDonald dolls were lined across the center of a half dozen roads in their mobile home park. Word is there were 500 or so full sized Ronald McDonal dolls filling the roads.
"It was so scary, all those Ronald McDonalds staring at us in our headlights. It gave us a very, very funny feeling. If you hadn’t seen them with your own eyes, you wouldn’t believe it," Eric says.
Two people were spotted picking up some of the dolls, and were verbally accosted by Eric. "What’s this all about?" he demanded. They claimed they were merely pulling the dolls in to keep them safe from the expected rains that night.
Eric and Sherrise, shaken and stirred, retired for the night. When they awoke, the dolls - not the stuff of Happy Meals, but big fullsized clowns - were gone.
Spooky.
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Arrr 'tis a cruel world, crueler still when a man's attempt to kill himself goes awry. An Austrian snake dealer was most distraught and decided to walk his final gangplank with the help of a couple of cobras. As the snakes wrapped him in their coils, the drunkard sent a message to his girlfriend's cell phone announcing his exit from this earthly mortal coil. Meddelsome wench that she is, she called the police.
Police arrived to find the life being squeezed out of the man, who still put up a fight against the scurvy mates who tried to save him. So they hit him with pepper spray, shot him in the thigh, and watched as one of the snakes bit him.
Now t' snakes are in t'zoo, and t'man be under observation. And he still be breathin.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
T' fates were against Zoran Rabrenovic as well this weekend. Zoran had a fight with his parents, and was so upset he decided t' leap from his window 50 feet above t' earth and kill himself. Turns out a neighbor had parked under his window. Zoran landed on t' car, and just broke his leg and some ribs.
So says a passerby: ""I was walking past the car and heard a shout and then something hit the car. It just crumpled like cardboard. The man who had fallen lay there groaning and then sat up. It was amazing the way the Lada just disintegrated and softened the fall like a mattress."
Now t' car be in t' shop, and t' man be under observation. And he still be breathin.
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Way to Get Those Votes!
Martin Elliott may have made a bad move durin' a public "meet t' candidates" election meetin' in Hamilton, NZ. Marty wants t' be mayor, and was t'be thinkin' that sayin' his opponent has little in his pants would make him appear t' be t' .. Er .. Bigger man.
Word from Alvina Barrett, a wench in charge o't'meetin', is that Marty be walkin' up t'her and be askin' her if she supported Michael Redman (his opponent). Alvina told him that aye, aye she did. To which Marty responded that he be knowin' w'proof that Mike actually be havin' a 'little one', and wiggled his pinky finger to display just how small it be.
When asked by the press if in truth this exchange did happen, Marty replied Aye: "Of course I did, with a big smile on my face. I'm just blown away by this; this is just trivial...I see some really strong things in Michael Redman . . . (but) I think that Michael, at this stage of his life, hasn't got the big balls (to make key decisions for the city). I think my balls are bigger than his."
Alvina is still upset. As she be speakin',"Is it because I'm a Maori woman working in the Fairfield area that I can be spoken to like I'm a whore from Matamata?" Arrrrrrrr!
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Barbie store also has bondage gear
Mattel is mad at a drrrrty grrrl in Calgary. "Barbie's Shop" is owned and operated by Barbie Anderson, and sells 'alternative clothing'. Like gothic clothes, leather ensembles, latex binderies, bondage fun stuff, you know...Barbie clothes!
Mattel is suing Barbie, telling her that she needs not only to change her website address (the store's is barbiesshop.com and the doll's is barbieshop.com), but also change the name of her shop.
They have not yet insisted that she change her birth name.
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