Thursday, August 26, 2004
A Verrrrrrrry important site.
http://www.chemtrailcentral.com/
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Kevin has a playroom, a doll-sized Corvette, his own pet dog, and a $2,000 savings fund put aside for when he goes to college. In his spare time, Kevin enjoys fishing with his dad at a pond near their home.
Pat says, "With every kid that you adopt, you promise to love them and be a good parent and take care of this child. And that's what we did with Kevin."
Oh my goodness.
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A Call From God
Mary Dhume was hanging out in her Summerford, OH, living room watching TV the other night. Phone rang, and she got up to answer it, but there was nobody on the other end. Must have been God, according to Mary, telling her to get out of the way.
As she stood there, answering The Call of The Lord (not Mutter), a pickup truck came smashing into her living room BAM right where she had been sitting. She could have been SMOOSHED!!!!!!!!!
Gives new meaning to the phrase 'saved by the bell'.
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Bring out yer dead!
Paul Meintjes died about 2 months ago, and ever since that day has been lying in a coffin next to his widow's bed at home in Hertzogville (South Africa). Why? Because his widow was told by a prophet that Paul was going to rise from the dead.
Unfortunately, the only thing rising is the stench of death in the household. Now the police have been granted permission by the courts to take the body and give it a proper burial, citing public health concerns.
I should think that Paul's eternal spirit will appreciate the move as well.
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Talk about a test drive!
A guy in South Ogden, UT, really made good use of his time during a recent test drive of a used vehicle. As he and the salesman drove around, he stopped not at one but at TWO banks. The second of which he robbed.
Cool thing is, when he ran out of the Wells Fargo with his cash, the salesguy was out of the car. So Mr Thief was able to just drive off and when caught only be charged with suspicion of having a stolen car (the FBI hasn't pressed the robbery charge yet): no kidnapping involved.
Word on the street is: the guy is NOT going to buy the car, as the cops WERE able to catch him.
Darn.
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http://www.chemtrailcentral.com/
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Kevin has a playroom, a doll-sized Corvette, his own pet dog, and a $2,000 savings fund put aside for when he goes to college. In his spare time, Kevin enjoys fishing with his dad at a pond near their home.
Pat says, "With every kid that you adopt, you promise to love them and be a good parent and take care of this child. And that's what we did with Kevin."
Oh my goodness.
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A Call From God
Mary Dhume was hanging out in her Summerford, OH, living room watching TV the other night. Phone rang, and she got up to answer it, but there was nobody on the other end. Must have been God, according to Mary, telling her to get out of the way.
As she stood there, answering The Call of The Lord (not Mutter), a pickup truck came smashing into her living room BAM right where she had been sitting. She could have been SMOOSHED!!!!!!!!!
Gives new meaning to the phrase 'saved by the bell'.
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Bring out yer dead!
Paul Meintjes died about 2 months ago, and ever since that day has been lying in a coffin next to his widow's bed at home in Hertzogville (South Africa). Why? Because his widow was told by a prophet that Paul was going to rise from the dead.
Unfortunately, the only thing rising is the stench of death in the household. Now the police have been granted permission by the courts to take the body and give it a proper burial, citing public health concerns.
I should think that Paul's eternal spirit will appreciate the move as well.
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Talk about a test drive!
A guy in South Ogden, UT, really made good use of his time during a recent test drive of a used vehicle. As he and the salesman drove around, he stopped not at one but at TWO banks. The second of which he robbed.
Cool thing is, when he ran out of the Wells Fargo with his cash, the salesguy was out of the car. So Mr Thief was able to just drive off and when caught only be charged with suspicion of having a stolen car (the FBI hasn't pressed the robbery charge yet): no kidnapping involved.
Word on the street is: the guy is NOT going to buy the car, as the cops WERE able to catch him.
Darn.
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