Wednesday, August 25, 2004
This is truly one of the most paranoid websites I have stumbled across to date.
Forget the chemtrail soup. This is wonderful.
But as stated by the webmaster Barbara Wiowala: " 'THEY' ARE MAKING MY IMAGES DARKER! ".
So soon you may not be able to see the PROOF that the alien Snake Empire has started taking over our world. Hurry in to view the pictures that she has run through her special photoshop filter to be able to see the True Entity lurking under the Human Costume.
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I Recommend Mapquest.com
A bunch of anti-abortionists decided to have a big old protest outside the house of an executive with Planned Parenthood Mohawk Hudson. So 50 or so of the activists gathered in front of the pre-designated house, bellowing "Evil dwells here" through a bull-horn, and waving posters of mutilated fetuses.
Bummer they were at the wrong house, and were instead protesting outside the home of a couple and their little 2 month old daughter.
Sheesh.
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Watch That First Step - It's a Doozy
Dave Turver and Jacky Winter planned a great wedding for this past Friday the 13th. So they dumped thousands of bucks on the reception plans and booked hotel rooms and such for their 180 guests, booked the Archbishop's Palace in Kent, England. They were set.
Night before the wedding, Dave went to sleep in his brother's house. Started sleepwalking, climbed out of an upstairs window and crashed BAM into the ground below! He broke a bunch of ribs, suffered severe bruising, not to mention a very rude awakening. He dragged himself around to the front of the house where he ultimately woke his brother and got some medical aid.
Dave told Jacky to go on without him, and have a blast at the reception, but that he couldn't go through with the wedding just yet. Dave hung out in the hospital for 6 days, and is still taking meds for his excrutiating pain.
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Them's Fightin' Words!
Mensa candidate and North Korean leader Kim Jong Il does not work and play well with others. But he can put together some highly descriptive sentences, which show that he indeed is the peace-monger and GW is the war-monger.
Observe his recent comments regarding our fearless leader GW:
[Mr Bush is] "a political imbecile bereft of even elementary morality as a human being and a bad guy, much less being a politician...[he is a] tyrant that puts Hitler in the shade and his group of such tyrants is a typical gang of political gangsters."
Oh yeah? Well so's your MOM!
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A Reason to Watch the Olympics
BBC Olympics reporter Sharron Davies and her nipples are causing a ruckus. Apparently, her impressive tittilage is distracting, and has diverted attention from pool activities during her reporting. The BBC has even received complaints from viewers who can't see what's going on in the pool because of her nips.
The proposed solution: cameramen are only to shoot images of Sharron from the shoulders up when she's reporting from the pool. According to Sharron, this is NOT being implemented and is just a silly rumor.
Sharron's thoughts on the matter? "If it means more people are watching the Olympics, then it's a positive thing.They might learn a lot about swimming, get drawn into the sport and actually find they enjoy it!
