Tuesday, August 31, 2004
John Hutcherson and his buddy Francis Brohm went out drinkin’ last Saturday night. Boy did they have fun. So much fun that, after getting in an accident with a telephone pole on the way home, Johnny boy didn’t notice that his buddy’s head was lopped off. Apparently Francis had been hanging his head out the window like a dog and a guide wire on the pole decapitated him.
John went home with the headless body dangling out of the car window, tucked himself into bed and went to sleep. He was awoken by police, who had been called by a neighbor who happened to notice the corpse waiting in John’s driveway.
Insightful words from the police: “Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor.”
Ya think?
John went home with the headless body dangling out of the car window, tucked himself into bed and went to sleep. He was awoken by police, who had been called by a neighbor who happened to notice the corpse waiting in John’s driveway.
Insightful words from the police: “Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor.”
Ya think?
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