Thursday, July 01, 2004
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To the Moon, Alice!
Viorel Leahu of Todiresti, Romania, got sick and tired of his wife's lousy cooking. So rather than learn how to cook for himself, he instead turned on the gas stove and tossed in a lighter.
Along with burning his hand, Viorel now faces up to 3 years in jail for destruction of (his own) property and putting his wife's life in danger.
I wonder if the prison food in Romania is better than his wife's cooking?
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Please Don't Eat the Ballots
In Canada, they leave little to chance in their elections. That would be why they have included instructions in their pamphlets which state "Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act."
Appears that during Canada's 2000 elections, the members of the Edible Ballot Society were eating ballots to protest the lack of real choice among candidates.
And now they've ruined it for everyone.
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Tit for Tat
Remember in Japan that school teacher punished a student by making him write an apology in blood? Well, a school teacher in Zimbabwe has a VERY different idea of punishment for the noisy boys in HER class room:
The offending student has a choice of
a.) 100 strokes of the cane
b.) suckling the teacher's breasts
Not surprisingly, the 15 boys given this option, selected the boobie action.
When asked about it, Teach admitted the suckage, but apparently didn't know just why she provided this option to the boys. There's a pretty good chance she's gonna face child abuse charges.
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Therapist Loses License for Shooting Memo
Robert Powers has had his mental health counselor license revoked by the state of Nebraska.
This because he kind of got mad about a memo which said only the manager of his office would have the key to certain supply drawers.
In true Office Space style, Bobby grabbed his .22-caliber handgun and shot the memo many many times before returning it to sender.
A couple of days later he called up the office secretary to tell her he wouldn't be in work that day because he 'might shoot somebody'. Yup, that's a good reason not to be in the office.
I wonder if he also got that memo about the TPS report...
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To the Moon, Alice!
Viorel Leahu of Todiresti, Romania, got sick and tired of his wife's lousy cooking. So rather than learn how to cook for himself, he instead turned on the gas stove and tossed in a lighter.
Along with burning his hand, Viorel now faces up to 3 years in jail for destruction of (his own) property and putting his wife's life in danger.
I wonder if the prison food in Romania is better than his wife's cooking?
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Please Don't Eat the Ballots
In Canada, they leave little to chance in their elections. That would be why they have included instructions in their pamphlets which state "Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act."
Appears that during Canada's 2000 elections, the members of the Edible Ballot Society were eating ballots to protest the lack of real choice among candidates.
And now they've ruined it for everyone.
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Tit for Tat
Remember in Japan that school teacher punished a student by making him write an apology in blood? Well, a school teacher in Zimbabwe has a VERY different idea of punishment for the noisy boys in HER class room:
The offending student has a choice of
a.) 100 strokes of the cane
b.) suckling the teacher's breasts
Not surprisingly, the 15 boys given this option, selected the boobie action.
When asked about it, Teach admitted the suckage, but apparently didn't know just why she provided this option to the boys. There's a pretty good chance she's gonna face child abuse charges.
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Therapist Loses License for Shooting Memo
Robert Powers has had his mental health counselor license revoked by the state of Nebraska.
This because he kind of got mad about a memo which said only the manager of his office would have the key to certain supply drawers.
In true Office Space style, Bobby grabbed his .22-caliber handgun and shot the memo many many times before returning it to sender.
A couple of days later he called up the office secretary to tell her he wouldn't be in work that day because he 'might shoot somebody'. Yup, that's a good reason not to be in the office.
I wonder if he also got that memo about the TPS report...
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