Monday, July 19, 2004
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A fun little clicky:
10 worst album covers ever
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This Little Piggy Went to Market...
So by now you all likely know that BoBo, the 6 year old pet Bengal tiger raised by former B movie Tarzan actor Steve Sipek, was killed this weekend after the big kitty ran away from home. Truly a pity, and there's all sorts of uproar about the "murder" of the cat and yada yada yada.
HOWEVER, there's a spin-off of outrage with this story. This involving Linda Meredith's sacrificial offering of a Yorkshire piglet in an attempt to woo the feline home. Linda heard news of the runaway kitty, and promptly stuffed her piglet into her (air conditioned) car trunk and skedaddled on over to assist in the cat capture. Linda urged the sheriff's deputies to make the piggy squeal by twisting its ears and holding it by its hind legs, figuring that the sound of the poor piglet would draw the cat back home.
The deputies refused to use the pig, opting instead for the noisier M4 rifle, but they did take enough notice of Linda's offer to consider pressing charges against her for putting the little porker in the trunk of her car.
Linda's miffed. "I can't believe they have the gall," she told the Palm Beach Post. "I was just trying to help the tiger find his way back home. Apparently, it's not nice to be nice."
Besides, Linda said she planned on eating the pig anyway once it grew up, so where's the harm?
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Ouch!
A dim witted cashier at a German supermarket decided to steal the day's earnings. To add believability to her story of a robbery, chickie bashed herself on the head with a blunt object and told the cops she had been assaulted and knocked unconscious.
Unfortunately, her self-inflicted blow was not done convincingly and she ended up confessing to her lying, stupid ways.
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Dude, Where's My Stash?
Robert Laguerre rented a car in Langhorne, PA. He carefully stashed his 88 bags of heroin under a layer of napkins in the glove compartment and went about his business. He returned the car to Enterprise Rent-a-Car, accidentally leaving behind not only the heroin but also his wallet.
Cops set up a meeting with Bob at a local mall, pretending that they were folks who wanted to return the heroin for a reward, and promptly arrested him. Bob recently was released from a New Jersey prison where he had been serving time for some previous heroin distribution. Now he'll get to check out the digs in PA.
Perhaps he should consider a different line of business.
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Fear and Loathing in Tennessee
Michael P Monn, 23, was hanging out all drunk and naked in Tennessee early Sunday morning, and decided to rob a convenience store in all his glory. Cops had been doing their rounds in the parking lot of the store, and were checking out the pile of clothes and bottle of alcohol in his jeep when lo and behold Naked Mikey came hurtling out of the darkness with a box of snacks and nacho cheese all over himself! An officer said: "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders. The nude male had a strong odour of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
(I wonder if the cops cried out, "Hey hey stop thief! That's na-cho cheese!" *rim shot*)
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Halle Not So Hot?
Next time you see Halle Berry in Catwoman and find yourself getting all charged up during the action scenes, check to be sure whether it's Halle or some guy that's churning your engines.
Yup. Halle's stunt double in Catwoman is actually Mr Nito Larioza in drag. Sez Nito, "The scenes are shot so fast you can't tell. But a lot of boys feasting their eyes on Halle's sexy costume are gonna flip when they realize they got steamy about a bloke in a girl's costume."
Neato, Nito!
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A fun little clicky:
10 worst album covers ever
****************************
This Little Piggy Went to Market...
So by now you all likely know that BoBo, the 6 year old pet Bengal tiger raised by former B movie Tarzan actor Steve Sipek, was killed this weekend after the big kitty ran away from home. Truly a pity, and there's all sorts of uproar about the "murder" of the cat and yada yada yada.
HOWEVER, there's a spin-off of outrage with this story. This involving Linda Meredith's sacrificial offering of a Yorkshire piglet in an attempt to woo the feline home. Linda heard news of the runaway kitty, and promptly stuffed her piglet into her (air conditioned) car trunk and skedaddled on over to assist in the cat capture. Linda urged the sheriff's deputies to make the piggy squeal by twisting its ears and holding it by its hind legs, figuring that the sound of the poor piglet would draw the cat back home.
The deputies refused to use the pig, opting instead for the noisier M4 rifle, but they did take enough notice of Linda's offer to consider pressing charges against her for putting the little porker in the trunk of her car.
Linda's miffed. "I can't believe they have the gall," she told the Palm Beach Post. "I was just trying to help the tiger find his way back home. Apparently, it's not nice to be nice."
Besides, Linda said she planned on eating the pig anyway once it grew up, so where's the harm?
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Ouch!
A dim witted cashier at a German supermarket decided to steal the day's earnings. To add believability to her story of a robbery, chickie bashed herself on the head with a blunt object and told the cops she had been assaulted and knocked unconscious.
Unfortunately, her self-inflicted blow was not done convincingly and she ended up confessing to her lying, stupid ways.
***************************
Dude, Where's My Stash?
Robert Laguerre rented a car in Langhorne, PA. He carefully stashed his 88 bags of heroin under a layer of napkins in the glove compartment and went about his business. He returned the car to Enterprise Rent-a-Car, accidentally leaving behind not only the heroin but also his wallet.
Cops set up a meeting with Bob at a local mall, pretending that they were folks who wanted to return the heroin for a reward, and promptly arrested him. Bob recently was released from a New Jersey prison where he had been serving time for some previous heroin distribution. Now he'll get to check out the digs in PA.
Perhaps he should consider a different line of business.
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Fear and Loathing in Tennessee
Michael P Monn, 23, was hanging out all drunk and naked in Tennessee early Sunday morning, and decided to rob a convenience store in all his glory. Cops had been doing their rounds in the parking lot of the store, and were checking out the pile of clothes and bottle of alcohol in his jeep when lo and behold Naked Mikey came hurtling out of the darkness with a box of snacks and nacho cheese all over himself! An officer said: "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders. The nude male had a strong odour of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
(I wonder if the cops cried out, "Hey hey stop thief! That's na-cho cheese!" *rim shot*)
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Halle Not So Hot?
Next time you see Halle Berry in Catwoman and find yourself getting all charged up during the action scenes, check to be sure whether it's Halle or some guy that's churning your engines.
Yup. Halle's stunt double in Catwoman is actually Mr Nito Larioza in drag. Sez Nito, "The scenes are shot so fast you can't tell. But a lot of boys feasting their eyes on Halle's sexy costume are gonna flip when they realize they got steamy about a bloke in a girl's costume."
Neato, Nito!
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