Wednesday, July 21, 2004
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Urine Trouble Now!
According to a survey conducted by VertiSpa, a whopping 42% of showering folk pee while cleansing themselves. Word has it that this pisses off the 58% who don't.
Researchers also sniffed out info regarding the timing of scrubbing. Here are the disturbing results on those who don't just shower on a whim throughout the day:
53% are AM cleansers 29% prefer to wash off the stresses of the day in the evening and 7%...well, 7% report that they just don't bathe at all.
That stinks!
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Charleston, WV: We're Sorry We Arrested You :-(
Nicole and Jeff Rank travelled all the way from Corpus Christi, TX, to go to GW's July 4th rally in Charleston WV. They were uninvited to the party when they displayed their T-shirts: shirts with GW's name crossed out on the front and emblazoned upon the back "Love America, Hate Bush".
They were actually dragged out of the event in restraints and charged with trespassing, the only official violation the city could come up with to justify their action.
A judge advised the city that the charges had to be dismissed, because city ordinances do not apply to Statehouse grounds (and the festivus was on Statehouse grounds).
This prompted the City Council to adopt a measure to officially apologize to Jeff and Nicole for not allowing them to "peaceably exercise their right of free speech."
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Drunken flight crew assault passenger
So a passenger on a 4 hour domestic Aeroflot flight from Moscow to Nizhnevartovsk the other day requested some wine for himself and his lovely girlfriend. The obviously intoxicated flight attendants rudely replied back that there was no more wine (hm. Wonder where it went?).
Not satisfied with that response, he went to the plane's kitchen to try to acquire the drinkies himself.
Bad move.
The airline attendants were so ticked off that they beat the guy, described as 'a powerful businessman in the Siberian oil town', and he departed the plane with a black eye and required additional medical treatment.
No news on what *hic* is going to happen to the flight attendants. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Truck Takes a Dump on I-80
Eric Ingle of Sacramento CA was trying to set the cruise control on his 'tandem-trailer truck' while driving down I-80 Monday morning. So sad for Eric. He accidentally hit the 'dump' switch. Ended up dumping 12 tons of gravel on the roadway during rush hour traffic and snarling things up for a good hour or so during clean up.
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA
Urine Trouble Now!
According to a survey conducted by VertiSpa, a whopping 42% of showering folk pee while cleansing themselves. Word has it that this pisses off the 58% who don't.
Researchers also sniffed out info regarding the timing of scrubbing. Here are the disturbing results on those who don't just shower on a whim throughout the day:
53% are AM cleansers 29% prefer to wash off the stresses of the day in the evening and 7%...well, 7% report that they just don't bathe at all.
That stinks!
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Charleston, WV: We're Sorry We Arrested You :-(
Nicole and Jeff Rank travelled all the way from Corpus Christi, TX, to go to GW's July 4th rally in Charleston WV. They were uninvited to the party when they displayed their T-shirts: shirts with GW's name crossed out on the front and emblazoned upon the back "Love America, Hate Bush".
They were actually dragged out of the event in restraints and charged with trespassing, the only official violation the city could come up with to justify their action.
A judge advised the city that the charges had to be dismissed, because city ordinances do not apply to Statehouse grounds (and the festivus was on Statehouse grounds).
This prompted the City Council to adopt a measure to officially apologize to Jeff and Nicole for not allowing them to "peaceably exercise their right of free speech."
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Drunken flight crew assault passenger
So a passenger on a 4 hour domestic Aeroflot flight from Moscow to Nizhnevartovsk the other day requested some wine for himself and his lovely girlfriend. The obviously intoxicated flight attendants rudely replied back that there was no more wine (hm. Wonder where it went?).
Not satisfied with that response, he went to the plane's kitchen to try to acquire the drinkies himself.
Bad move.
The airline attendants were so ticked off that they beat the guy, described as 'a powerful businessman in the Siberian oil town', and he departed the plane with a black eye and required additional medical treatment.
No news on what *hic* is going to happen to the flight attendants. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Truck Takes a Dump on I-80
Eric Ingle of Sacramento CA was trying to set the cruise control on his 'tandem-trailer truck' while driving down I-80 Monday morning. So sad for Eric. He accidentally hit the 'dump' switch. Ended up dumping 12 tons of gravel on the roadway during rush hour traffic and snarling things up for a good hour or so during clean up.
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA
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