Thursday, July 29, 2004
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Dog Catches Car
Many a dog has chased down a car driving down the road. The thrill of the chase, and all that. Well, there's a dog in Amite, LA, who has less motivation. This pup attacked a parked silver Ford Mustang convertible (HI WILL!!!).
Tan Puppy attacked the big tough sleeping car in the car's driveway, chewing up the windshield wipers, the hood hinge covers, and leaving big mean teeth marks on the cars molding. There were also big scratches on the car's body and saliva dripping from the car.
The dog fled the scene and has not been apprehended.
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Hey Kids, Look! You Can Undress the President!
http://www.iundress.com/candidates.html
Interesting site. Like paper dolls. Only not.
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Stupid Is as Stupid Does
Jesse Bryant, a smarter-than-average-guy-if-he-does-say-so-himself, strolled on up to a police officer in Louisiana the other day. Just shootin' the sh*t, you know. Talking about how stupid some people out there are.
Then the officer noticed the plastic bag of marijuana sticking out of Jesse's pocket. As Jesse handed it over, the officer reportedly asked "What was that you were saying about stupid people?"
"The deputy then went out to deal with more 'stupid people', most of whom aren't as helpful as Mr Bryant in exposing their own misdeeds," a sheriff's office spokesman said.
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SEC Investigating Krispy Kreme
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc. announced Thursday that the Securities and Exchange Commission was conducting an inquiry into the company's accounting practices, and that they are cooperating fully.
"Krispy Kreme has no higher priority than the confidence of our shareholders, customers and employees. While we are confident in our practices, we understand and respect the SEC's responsibilities and will continue to cooperate fully throughout this process," said Scott Livengood, Krispy Kreme's chairman, president and chief executive officer.
It's because of the drinkable donuts. They're an insult and an abomination, and Krispy Kreme must be stopped.
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Lucky Bunny Blast a Bust
Nick Sigmon(18) and his buddy Paul Collins (the elder of the two, 20) had a really cool idea the other day.
--What would happen if we tied an M-1000 firecracker to our pet bunny (named Lucky) and threw the explosive rabbit into Lake Don Castro (Castro Valley, CA)?!?!?!--
Nick even brought his camera and took pics (which he posted on his website...I can't find the site, if anyone out there can, let me know!!).
But shortly after launching the rabbit into the lake, Nick fished her out 'cause he decided that maybe it wasn't a good idea and maybe Lucky would drown or something.
Asked why he did it, Nick said, "Um, that's a real tough question to answer. I think that a lot of people are judging us without knowing us at all."
I think the correct answer is "Because I'm dumber than a bag of hammers."
Dog Catches Car
Many a dog has chased down a car driving down the road. The thrill of the chase, and all that. Well, there's a dog in Amite, LA, who has less motivation. This pup attacked a parked silver Ford Mustang convertible (HI WILL!!!).
Tan Puppy attacked the big tough sleeping car in the car's driveway, chewing up the windshield wipers, the hood hinge covers, and leaving big mean teeth marks on the cars molding. There were also big scratches on the car's body and saliva dripping from the car.
The dog fled the scene and has not been apprehended.
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Hey Kids, Look! You Can Undress the President!
http://www.iundress.com/candidates.html
Interesting site. Like paper dolls. Only not.
******************
Stupid Is as Stupid Does
Jesse Bryant, a smarter-than-average-guy-if-he-does-say-so-himself, strolled on up to a police officer in Louisiana the other day. Just shootin' the sh*t, you know. Talking about how stupid some people out there are.
Then the officer noticed the plastic bag of marijuana sticking out of Jesse's pocket. As Jesse handed it over, the officer reportedly asked "What was that you were saying about stupid people?"
"The deputy then went out to deal with more 'stupid people', most of whom aren't as helpful as Mr Bryant in exposing their own misdeeds," a sheriff's office spokesman said.
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SEC Investigating Krispy Kreme
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Inc. announced Thursday that the Securities and Exchange Commission was conducting an inquiry into the company's accounting practices, and that they are cooperating fully.
"Krispy Kreme has no higher priority than the confidence of our shareholders, customers and employees. While we are confident in our practices, we understand and respect the SEC's responsibilities and will continue to cooperate fully throughout this process," said Scott Livengood, Krispy Kreme's chairman, president and chief executive officer.
It's because of the drinkable donuts. They're an insult and an abomination, and Krispy Kreme must be stopped.
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Lucky Bunny Blast a Bust
Nick Sigmon(18) and his buddy Paul Collins (the elder of the two, 20) had a really cool idea the other day.
--What would happen if we tied an M-1000 firecracker to our pet bunny (named Lucky) and threw the explosive rabbit into Lake Don Castro (Castro Valley, CA)?!?!?!--
Nick even brought his camera and took pics (which he posted on his website...I can't find the site, if anyone out there can, let me know!!).
But shortly after launching the rabbit into the lake, Nick fished her out 'cause he decided that maybe it wasn't a good idea and maybe Lucky would drown or something.
Asked why he did it, Nick said, "Um, that's a real tough question to answer. I think that a lot of people are judging us without knowing us at all."
I think the correct answer is "Because I'm dumber than a bag of hammers."
Comments:
The 2 worthless pieces of shite who tried to blow up the rabbit need to swallow the business end of a shotgun or tailpipe and do the world a favor. People who do that stuff aren't normal. He'll likely become a college rapist or wife beater. His dad isn't any better. They need to be culled from the human herd.
Bryan
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