Friday, June 25, 2004
Wow. Wonder what THESE are like when it's cold.
Ziya Saylan is a German based doctor who has developed Titanium breast implants. He implants titanium mesh in the wench's boobies and then they will remain firm and uplifted no matter what their size. He says that they work best on "women with small, sagging breasts" (translated: old skinny women) but he'll do it on any woman willing to shell out $8400 and deal with excessive tenderness and pain for up to three months.
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Don't Doze Off in THIS Class!
A teenager from Fukuoka City (Tokyo) fell asleep in his highschool class. This ticked off his teacher so very much that Teach took him to the staff lounge of the school, handed the kid a box-cutter and paper, and told him to write an apology in blood.
The teacher left the room and the obedient though sleepy student proceded to slit open his finger and wrote the apology.
None of the other teachers in the staff lounge noticed what was going on, according to reports.
The teacher did apologize later to the boy and his parents, and is expected back to class in a few days. The boy and his family have NOT requested to switch teachers.
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From the websurfing of Chief MidAtlantic Correspondent Glenn McMillen...
Doctor Jailed for Billing for Sex
Dr Randall J Smith, a doctor at the Adventist Health Medical Group, in Portland OR, conducted a number of 'treatment' sessions with a woman patient and then had the audacity to bill the Oregon Health Plan for his time!
He convinced the woman that her pelvic pain could be eased by massaging her 'trigger points' in these 45 minute sessions that ultimately led to sexual intercourse. He asserts that this playtime was consensual, but he still needed to submit the felonious insurance claims to cover the time spent.
He charged the state approximately $5,000 for the pleasure time, and now has had his medical license taken away and is on 18 months' probation, and owes about 200 hours of community service along with monetary retribution.
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Wow. Talk about bad Inlaws!
Ahmed and Fatiah Bechiri really don't like their son in law. So much so that they and three accomplices conspired to have him appear to be a terrorist.
Unfortunate son-in-law Abderazak Besseghir worked at Charles de Gaulle airport as a baggage handler. In December of 2002 the inlaws had their accomplices plant weapons and explosives in his car in an airport parking lot. Abderazak spent 10 days in jail before he was cleared, and Wednesday the inlaws and their friends were convicted. The penalty? Suspended sentences of 15 months prison time and pay Abderazak $18,000 in damages.
No official theories on the motive behind this. I guess they just didn't like him.
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Stupid Is as Stupid Does
"For any stuff of drug please call this number below. ...Ask for Mike."
Thus read the flyers being distributed by two drug dealers dubbed "the world's dumbest drug dealers" by police in NZ.
So the cops called the number, asked for Mike, met up with him and BAM: busted. Narcotics were, of course, confiscated.
I wonder if Mike had them in a display case at his apartment.
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Refugees Catch an Eyefull Upon Landing on Beach
A raft filled with destitute Africans, possibly from sub-Saharan Africa, washed up on the shores of a nudist beach in Canos de Meca, Spain yesterday.
There were a number of infants on the raft, and some of the amateur video footage of the event includes nekked bathers surrounding a little one, counting the fingers on one hand and coming up with six.
Also caught on film is the excited antics of one of the refugees screaming into a cellphone and running around while buddies tried to restrain him.
After the refugees receive medical treatment for their various ailments, they will likely be repatriated back to the land from whence they came.
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Ukraine serves up chocolate-covered pork fat
Mmmm...yummy. Chocolate covered pork fat. Get it now at Tsarske Selo restaurant in Ukraine. Nuff said.
Ziya Saylan is a German based doctor who has developed Titanium breast implants. He implants titanium mesh in the wench's boobies and then they will remain firm and uplifted no matter what their size. He says that they work best on "women with small, sagging breasts" (translated: old skinny women) but he'll do it on any woman willing to shell out $8400 and deal with excessive tenderness and pain for up to three months.
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Don't Doze Off in THIS Class!
A teenager from Fukuoka City (Tokyo) fell asleep in his highschool class. This ticked off his teacher so very much that Teach took him to the staff lounge of the school, handed the kid a box-cutter and paper, and told him to write an apology in blood.
The teacher left the room and the obedient though sleepy student proceded to slit open his finger and wrote the apology.
None of the other teachers in the staff lounge noticed what was going on, according to reports.
The teacher did apologize later to the boy and his parents, and is expected back to class in a few days. The boy and his family have NOT requested to switch teachers.
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From the websurfing of Chief MidAtlantic Correspondent Glenn McMillen...
Doctor Jailed for Billing for Sex
Dr Randall J Smith, a doctor at the Adventist Health Medical Group, in Portland OR, conducted a number of 'treatment' sessions with a woman patient and then had the audacity to bill the Oregon Health Plan for his time!
He convinced the woman that her pelvic pain could be eased by massaging her 'trigger points' in these 45 minute sessions that ultimately led to sexual intercourse. He asserts that this playtime was consensual, but he still needed to submit the felonious insurance claims to cover the time spent.
He charged the state approximately $5,000 for the pleasure time, and now has had his medical license taken away and is on 18 months' probation, and owes about 200 hours of community service along with monetary retribution.
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Wow. Talk about bad Inlaws!
Ahmed and Fatiah Bechiri really don't like their son in law. So much so that they and three accomplices conspired to have him appear to be a terrorist.
Unfortunate son-in-law Abderazak Besseghir worked at Charles de Gaulle airport as a baggage handler. In December of 2002 the inlaws had their accomplices plant weapons and explosives in his car in an airport parking lot. Abderazak spent 10 days in jail before he was cleared, and Wednesday the inlaws and their friends were convicted. The penalty? Suspended sentences of 15 months prison time and pay Abderazak $18,000 in damages.
No official theories on the motive behind this. I guess they just didn't like him.
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Stupid Is as Stupid Does
"For any stuff of drug please call this number below. ...Ask for Mike."
Thus read the flyers being distributed by two drug dealers dubbed "the world's dumbest drug dealers" by police in NZ.
So the cops called the number, asked for Mike, met up with him and BAM: busted. Narcotics were, of course, confiscated.
I wonder if Mike had them in a display case at his apartment.
*******************
Refugees Catch an Eyefull Upon Landing on Beach
A raft filled with destitute Africans, possibly from sub-Saharan Africa, washed up on the shores of a nudist beach in Canos de Meca, Spain yesterday.
There were a number of infants on the raft, and some of the amateur video footage of the event includes nekked bathers surrounding a little one, counting the fingers on one hand and coming up with six.
Also caught on film is the excited antics of one of the refugees screaming into a cellphone and running around while buddies tried to restrain him.
After the refugees receive medical treatment for their various ailments, they will likely be repatriated back to the land from whence they came.
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Ukraine serves up chocolate-covered pork fat
Mmmm...yummy. Chocolate covered pork fat. Get it now at Tsarske Selo restaurant in Ukraine. Nuff said.
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