Friday, June 18, 2004
Today in History: June 18, 1998 - David Cassidy began selling a two-CD set exclusively on the cable TV shopping network QVC. And if THAT's not news, I don't know what IS! Oh...wait...
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I've been very hard at work today, so Lord Mutter contributed a full 100% of today's missive material for me to tweak for your reading enjoyment. Thank you EVER so much, Lord Mutter.
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New Investment Proposal
Strategist James Montier of Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein, a German investment company, has started offering very interesting investment advice. Rather than recommending investing in pork bellies or something of that sort, James has sent a letter to his clients to invest more in sex and sleep. He recommends that folks have more sex, preferably with someone they love though the occasional fun boff is certainly okay, and reflect on the simple joys of life as they get plenty of sleep. Oh,and do invest a bit of money in something, so that James can earn his paycheck.
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Escape From Alcatraz?
A 28 year old inmate in a central Portugal prison just can't seem to get it right.
Direction impaired Bucky had tried escaping once before shortly after being incarcerated in 1996 for bobbery. He failed, and spent the last 8 years planning his next Great Escape.
He dug dug dug a tunnel, and was only 21 metres away from the outside air when discovered last week. Bummer it was going the wrong direction. Instead of popping him up outside the prison walls, it would have popped him up in the middle of the interior patio of the prison.
I think they should have just let him keep digging so they could laugh at him when he came up. But that's just me.
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U2's Bozo Breaches Irish Smoking Ban
U2 lead singer Bono was hanging out in a hotel he owns in Dublin,Ireland, entertaining his buddies the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Staff came up, told him he was breaking the law and and and MADE HIM STUB OUT HIS SCHMIGGARETTE!
Oh, the humanity!!!!!
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I've been very hard at work today, so Lord Mutter contributed a full 100% of today's missive material for me to tweak for your reading enjoyment. Thank you EVER so much, Lord Mutter.
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New Investment Proposal
Strategist James Montier of Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein, a German investment company, has started offering very interesting investment advice. Rather than recommending investing in pork bellies or something of that sort, James has sent a letter to his clients to invest more in sex and sleep. He recommends that folks have more sex, preferably with someone they love though the occasional fun boff is certainly okay, and reflect on the simple joys of life as they get plenty of sleep. Oh,and do invest a bit of money in something, so that James can earn his paycheck.
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Escape From Alcatraz?
A 28 year old inmate in a central Portugal prison just can't seem to get it right.
Direction impaired Bucky had tried escaping once before shortly after being incarcerated in 1996 for bobbery. He failed, and spent the last 8 years planning his next Great Escape.
He dug dug dug a tunnel, and was only 21 metres away from the outside air when discovered last week. Bummer it was going the wrong direction. Instead of popping him up outside the prison walls, it would have popped him up in the middle of the interior patio of the prison.
I think they should have just let him keep digging so they could laugh at him when he came up. But that's just me.
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U2's Bozo Breaches Irish Smoking Ban
U2 lead singer Bono was hanging out in a hotel he owns in Dublin,Ireland, entertaining his buddies the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Staff came up, told him he was breaking the law and and and MADE HIM STUB OUT HIS SCHMIGGARETTE!
Oh, the humanity!!!!!
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