Thursday, June 17, 2004
Today in History: June 17, 1994: OJ Simpson leads police and America on one of the slowest pursuits in history whilst driving along in his bronco through the streets of LA.
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Oh Ick.
A man in Sofia, ZA, went to the doctor because he had swelling around his left eye, and he was having troubles seeing. Docs thought that it was likely an infection and cut in to clear it. How yucky for them to find a 10-cm long worm squiggling around in there! Apparently, a bug left a worm egg in the guy's eye (don't ask) and the little creature had been happily living there for quite some time.
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Long Kiss Goodnight
The two lovebirds went out for an evening of drinking and fun. Back at her home, one thing led to another and they were exchanging a passionate goodnight kiss. He drew her closer to him, squeezing her tightly. So she 'accidentally' bit his tongue off. By reflex. "I guess I bit down too hard," she explained to police.
Police went back to her place to find the remainder of the tongue, but had no luck. They estimate that it was a goodly chunk of about 1.5 inches. She says she doesn't remember, but she thinks she may have swallowed it.
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Annie Git Yer Gun
Those dagnabbed squirrels are really ticking off 78 year old Alberta Jones. Heck, just this past Sunday she go so fed up with the squirrels raiding her bird feeders that she grabbed her 16-gauge shotgun and stomped down back to send the squirrels to their final feeding ground.
So sad for Alberta: the gun accidentally discharged, the pellets ricocheted off her floor, and slammed into both of her legs. She has undergone surgery for one of the wounds, as the pellet was stuck in her pretty darned well.
Alberta isn't being slowed down by this, though. She swears she'll keep on shooting the critters and using firecrackers to get them to leave her bird feeder alone.
"My neighbors call me Annie Oakley," she said.
I'm willing to bet they call her something else as well.
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I wonder what would happen if...
A 20 year old employee of a furniture store employee (whose name is not being released to protect the stupid), has now got an answer to his question: I wonder what would happen if I held a lighter to my pants after saturating them with this highly flammable furniture finishing fluid?
The answer: they'll catch on fire, cause you burns to your legs, and burn down part of the building, you fool!
"He put a lighter to his pants to see if they would ignite, an EMT told me," said Dan Slayton, a Furniture by Thurston business manager. "It just baffles me."
That's just beautiful!
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Oh Ick.
A man in Sofia, ZA, went to the doctor because he had swelling around his left eye, and he was having troubles seeing. Docs thought that it was likely an infection and cut in to clear it. How yucky for them to find a 10-cm long worm squiggling around in there! Apparently, a bug left a worm egg in the guy's eye (don't ask) and the little creature had been happily living there for quite some time.
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Long Kiss Goodnight
The two lovebirds went out for an evening of drinking and fun. Back at her home, one thing led to another and they were exchanging a passionate goodnight kiss. He drew her closer to him, squeezing her tightly. So she 'accidentally' bit his tongue off. By reflex. "I guess I bit down too hard," she explained to police.
Police went back to her place to find the remainder of the tongue, but had no luck. They estimate that it was a goodly chunk of about 1.5 inches. She says she doesn't remember, but she thinks she may have swallowed it.
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Annie Git Yer Gun
Those dagnabbed squirrels are really ticking off 78 year old Alberta Jones. Heck, just this past Sunday she go so fed up with the squirrels raiding her bird feeders that she grabbed her 16-gauge shotgun and stomped down back to send the squirrels to their final feeding ground.
So sad for Alberta: the gun accidentally discharged, the pellets ricocheted off her floor, and slammed into both of her legs. She has undergone surgery for one of the wounds, as the pellet was stuck in her pretty darned well.
Alberta isn't being slowed down by this, though. She swears she'll keep on shooting the critters and using firecrackers to get them to leave her bird feeder alone.
"My neighbors call me Annie Oakley," she said.
I'm willing to bet they call her something else as well.
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I wonder what would happen if...
A 20 year old employee of a furniture store employee (whose name is not being released to protect the stupid), has now got an answer to his question: I wonder what would happen if I held a lighter to my pants after saturating them with this highly flammable furniture finishing fluid?
The answer: they'll catch on fire, cause you burns to your legs, and burn down part of the building, you fool!
"He put a lighter to his pants to see if they would ignite, an EMT told me," said Dan Slayton, a Furniture by Thurston business manager. "It just baffles me."
That's just beautiful!
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