Wednesday, June 02, 2004
Today in History: Jun 2, 1740: the Marquis de Sade was born. Whoo Hoo!
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Buddy Can Ya Lend Me a Hand?
A group of boats had gathered for a fun festivus on Memorial Day in the waters off of Long Island when one of the boat owners heard an odd sound coming from the rear deck. He went to investigate and there found a severed human hand that apparently had fallen out of the sky and landed on his boat.
Nobody knows how, nobody knows who, and nobody knows why.
So if you know someone who's missing a hand, might want to point him/her to Long Island.
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Nose Job
Back in February, 2002, Angel Jones was released from prison so he decided to look up his woman for some fun sex to celebrate. All was going just fine till Angel kinda got weird. And hungry. He started accusing the woman of infidelity, became rough with her and bit off her nose, spitting it on the floor. Cops found the nose, but the doctors couldn't reattach it and she has since had a Michael Jackson nose attached.
Angel attempted to defend himself to the courts, explaining that it was an accident and although the nose WAS in his mouth, it accidentally
popped off. He put forth his theory that weight loss medicine she had been taken had made her skin fragile and prone to body-part-poppage.
He was convicted, and appears in court June 21 to begin the sentencing process.
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Red Headed Step Child Syndrome in Matsue (Japan).
Takayoshi Harada didn't much like his stepdaughter, and repeatedly abused the now-21 year old. Last March, he pushed her too far. He forced her to sever her little finger after she got him angry. He is quoted as having said "You made me angry, so keep your promise and cut off a finger."
So she did.
After going to the hospital to have the finger re-attached, the stepdaughter decided she had had enough. She has now moved out.
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Now This is a Hen Picked Man!
A woman heard a ruckus in her house in Zambia and rushed in to see what might be happening. Turns out her 50 year old husband was doing the nasty (and I MEAN nasty) with a HEN! He tried to kill her when she walked in upon him and his new love, but she escaped.
When neighbors mocked and admonished the guy, he hanged himself.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
It is not clear whether or not there was a follow up BBQ.
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Speaking of Chickens...
A farmer in Huxian, Shaanxi province (China) sued local police after losing hundreds of his chickens to siren-induced death.
Appears that the siren went off suddenly very close to the chickens. 35 of the birds croaked on the spot, and later on 400 more died of shock.
The courts ordered the cops to pay for the initial 45 dead birds, but since the farmer couldn't PROVE that the other 400 kicked the bucket due to the siren, the cops aren't responsible for them.
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Buddy Can Ya Lend Me a Hand?
A group of boats had gathered for a fun festivus on Memorial Day in the waters off of Long Island when one of the boat owners heard an odd sound coming from the rear deck. He went to investigate and there found a severed human hand that apparently had fallen out of the sky and landed on his boat.
Nobody knows how, nobody knows who, and nobody knows why.
So if you know someone who's missing a hand, might want to point him/her to Long Island.
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Nose Job
Back in February, 2002, Angel Jones was released from prison so he decided to look up his woman for some fun sex to celebrate. All was going just fine till Angel kinda got weird. And hungry. He started accusing the woman of infidelity, became rough with her and bit off her nose, spitting it on the floor. Cops found the nose, but the doctors couldn't reattach it and she has since had a Michael Jackson nose attached.
Angel attempted to defend himself to the courts, explaining that it was an accident and although the nose WAS in his mouth, it accidentally
popped off. He put forth his theory that weight loss medicine she had been taken had made her skin fragile and prone to body-part-poppage.
He was convicted, and appears in court June 21 to begin the sentencing process.
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Red Headed Step Child Syndrome in Matsue (Japan).
Takayoshi Harada didn't much like his stepdaughter, and repeatedly abused the now-21 year old. Last March, he pushed her too far. He forced her to sever her little finger after she got him angry. He is quoted as having said "You made me angry, so keep your promise and cut off a finger."
So she did.
After going to the hospital to have the finger re-attached, the stepdaughter decided she had had enough. She has now moved out.
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Now This is a Hen Picked Man!
A woman heard a ruckus in her house in Zambia and rushed in to see what might be happening. Turns out her 50 year old husband was doing the nasty (and I MEAN nasty) with a HEN! He tried to kill her when she walked in upon him and his new love, but she escaped.
When neighbors mocked and admonished the guy, he hanged himself.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
It is not clear whether or not there was a follow up BBQ.
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Speaking of Chickens...
A farmer in Huxian, Shaanxi province (China) sued local police after losing hundreds of his chickens to siren-induced death.
Appears that the siren went off suddenly very close to the chickens. 35 of the birds croaked on the spot, and later on 400 more died of shock.
The courts ordered the cops to pay for the initial 45 dead birds, but since the farmer couldn't PROVE that the other 400 kicked the bucket due to the siren, the cops aren't responsible for them.
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