Daily Drivel

"He Said He Was a Prince"

A mother of two human children in Iranshahr has reportedly given birth to a frog. Medical experts have confirmed that this may in fact have happened and that the froggy even has some human characteristics :"The similarities are in appearance, the shape of the fingers and the size and shape of the tongue."
The theory is that the woman swam in a yucky dirty pool and the frog larva managed to get up there and then grow to maturity…I have my doubts on this one, but found it intriguing.
The frog will be undergoing genetic and anatomic tests.

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For those who are in the dating world, or re-entering it, and want to have a truly wholesome relationship, I present to you the following instructional link. (Typos impact the message, but over-all I've decided to embrace the Date To Save mission...the dating tips are very helpful.)


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From the Castle of Lord Mutter...

Upon returning to their fire station after a call, firefighters in the Dallas suburb of Lancaster found that a pot of potatoes they left cooking on the stove had torched the place and caused about $125,000 worth of damage to the station.
Firefighters from other stations helped to put the fire out, but not before it heavily damaged the kitchen and the living area.
They then took this as a prime time to reinforce the idea that folks should not leave food cooking when leaving their houses.


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And from the desk of Chief MidAtlantic Correspondent Glenn McMillen

Hungarians Fear Mobile Phones Immobilize Sperm

Hungarian scientists have determined that carrying a mobile phone in your hip pockets or on a holster on the waist may cut sperm count by almost 30%. While fertility experts doubt the veracity of this report, the Hungarians insist they are correct.

In the small study, they took a gander at approximately 220 men, checking counts, and then asking if said individuals carried their phones in their pockets. They did not, however, ask things like whether or not the guys smoked, what their jobs were, or if they were under stress...all of which are factors in sperm count levels.