Thursday, May 06, 2004
Today in History: May 6 1993. It was a banner day for the US Postal system. Disgruntled Dana Point, CA, worker Mark Richard Hilburn stomps into the Post Office from which he had recently been fired & shoots 2 former coworkers, killing one. Meantime in Dearborn, MI, 27 year postal veteran Lawrence Jasion stomps into HIS post office, kills a mechanic, wounds two others, and then blows his own head off.
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Nipples for Luck
So there's this big old statue of a curvaceous wench that artist Fernando Botero created about 4 years ago. None-too-lovely, the nude woman lounges in state in the city of Cartagena, Columbia. And people from miles around are traveling to see the statue. And touch the statue. On its nipples. Theory is that if the couples touch the statue's breasts, the statue will bless them with long and happy relationships.
Fernando doesn't mind, though now he has to do maintenance on the statue on a regular basis. "It's amazing to hear that the breasts have had to be repaired many times because they're being worn out by too much touching."
Yup yup, been there, done that. Oh...wait...uh..heh.
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Now THAT's Not an All Beef Hotdog!
Olivia Chanes was munching on a delicious hotdog at the Irvine, CA, Costco this past Sunday when she bit into something really hard. Stopped to see what it was, and lo and behold it as a freakin' live 9mm round of ammunition! Olivia got really miffed about this, and the Costco folks quickly rummaged through their stash of hotdogs to be sure there weren't any other loaded wieners in the bunch.
Later, Olivia's belly started to ache, so she went to the hospital. Xrays showed that she had good reason for pain: she had yet another bullet laying there IN HER STOMACH! (Guess she didn't try to chew THAT mouthful). Surgery is/was not necessary as the wise docs told her that this too, shall pass.
All in due time, all in due time.
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The Kitty Made Me Do It!
44 year old Catherine 'Kat Lady' Kaczanowski has pleaded not guilty to charges stemming from a string of bank bobberies she is accused of executing. These heists netted approximately $7500 for Kat. Kat said that she needed the money to raise money to pay for surgery on her pet cat, Smoochie. She came up with the idea of this solution after reading about other successful bank heists.
Well, the money was raised and Smoochie is feeling much better now.
What a relief.
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Very Important News Update
Johnny Depp has requested that folks consider using Keith Richards to portray his father in a sequel to "Pirates of the Caribbean". Never you mind whether or not Richards can act. They could just save a lot of the wardrobe budget, since Richards already dresses and wears his hair just like Captain Jack Sparrow, Depp's crazed, disheveled, slightly femme character in PotC. It's worth a try, eh? Oooh. Look. This is stupid.
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Nipples for Luck
So there's this big old statue of a curvaceous wench that artist Fernando Botero created about 4 years ago. None-too-lovely, the nude woman lounges in state in the city of Cartagena, Columbia. And people from miles around are traveling to see the statue. And touch the statue. On its nipples. Theory is that if the couples touch the statue's breasts, the statue will bless them with long and happy relationships.
Fernando doesn't mind, though now he has to do maintenance on the statue on a regular basis. "It's amazing to hear that the breasts have had to be repaired many times because they're being worn out by too much touching."
Yup yup, been there, done that. Oh...wait...uh..heh.
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Now THAT's Not an All Beef Hotdog!
Olivia Chanes was munching on a delicious hotdog at the Irvine, CA, Costco this past Sunday when she bit into something really hard. Stopped to see what it was, and lo and behold it as a freakin' live 9mm round of ammunition! Olivia got really miffed about this, and the Costco folks quickly rummaged through their stash of hotdogs to be sure there weren't any other loaded wieners in the bunch.
Later, Olivia's belly started to ache, so she went to the hospital. Xrays showed that she had good reason for pain: she had yet another bullet laying there IN HER STOMACH! (Guess she didn't try to chew THAT mouthful). Surgery is/was not necessary as the wise docs told her that this too, shall pass.
All in due time, all in due time.
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The Kitty Made Me Do It!
44 year old Catherine 'Kat Lady' Kaczanowski has pleaded not guilty to charges stemming from a string of bank bobberies she is accused of executing. These heists netted approximately $7500 for Kat. Kat said that she needed the money to raise money to pay for surgery on her pet cat, Smoochie. She came up with the idea of this solution after reading about other successful bank heists.
Well, the money was raised and Smoochie is feeling much better now.
What a relief.
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Very Important News Update
Johnny Depp has requested that folks consider using Keith Richards to portray his father in a sequel to "Pirates of the Caribbean". Never you mind whether or not Richards can act. They could just save a lot of the wardrobe budget, since Richards already dresses and wears his hair just like Captain Jack Sparrow, Depp's crazed, disheveled, slightly femme character in PotC. It's worth a try, eh? Oooh. Look. This is stupid.
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