Friday, May 21, 2004
Today in History: May 21, 1952 Mr BlingBling himself, former body guard to Michael Jackson, the one, the only MR T was born on this day. Along with being a dwarf-tossing bouncer, Mr T also has performed in numerous television shows and movies with his roles including Mr T, Mr T, and, uh, Mr T.
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Ooooh look! Another fun game! Leopardy Jeopardy: use your keyboards and your lightening-fast reflexes to keep your hand in the leopard's cage without getting it chewed off! FUN STUFF!
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Oh, Waaaah.
Poor Principal Karen Abbott. She volunteered to allow the winner of a drawing at Danbury (OH) High School to throw a pie in her face. Some sort of American Cancer Society fund raiser thing.
Anyway, a 15 year old honor studen won the drawing, wound up, and tossed the pie with all his might.
So now his principal has expelled him till next fall, and has referred her complaints to prosecutors to see if she can get criminal charges pressed against him.
She says the kid threw the pie too hard and her head snapped back upon impact. I say, 'It was a freakin' PIE and you VOLUNTEERED to be hit so SIT down and SHATTAP!!!!!!!!'
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Stop the Madness
So now the US Naval Academy is changing the lyrics of their alma mater song. The Navy Blue and Gold apparently is offending some stupid people out there because it refers to 'men' on a regular basis. So they've given in to the PC Terrorists and modified the lyrics so it refers to just sexually ambiguous people.
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Wild Ride for House Cat
Adria Bryan was intent upon getting to work on time, so she jumped in her car in Rhyl, North Wales, and floored it. As she careened down the roads, many other drivers kept flashing their lights at her. "I realised something was wrong when other people flashed their lights. I thought I may have left my handbag on the roof but I checked and it was on the seat next to me so I carried on," she says.
Turns out they were flashing lights at her because her poor little kitty Joe was clinging to the roof of the car for dear life!
So kitty gets home okay, only to be attacked by a bull terrier a couple of days later. The cat (Joe) suffered 3 cracked ribs and a punctured lung, but is still alive. 2 lives down, 7 to go.
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Ooooh look! Another fun game! Leopardy Jeopardy: use your keyboards and your lightening-fast reflexes to keep your hand in the leopard's cage without getting it chewed off! FUN STUFF!
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Oh, Waaaah.
Poor Principal Karen Abbott. She volunteered to allow the winner of a drawing at Danbury (OH) High School to throw a pie in her face. Some sort of American Cancer Society fund raiser thing.
Anyway, a 15 year old honor studen won the drawing, wound up, and tossed the pie with all his might.
So now his principal has expelled him till next fall, and has referred her complaints to prosecutors to see if she can get criminal charges pressed against him.
She says the kid threw the pie too hard and her head snapped back upon impact. I say, 'It was a freakin' PIE and you VOLUNTEERED to be hit so SIT down and SHATTAP!!!!!!!!'
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Stop the Madness
So now the US Naval Academy is changing the lyrics of their alma mater song. The Navy Blue and Gold apparently is offending some stupid people out there because it refers to 'men' on a regular basis. So they've given in to the PC Terrorists and modified the lyrics so it refers to just sexually ambiguous people.
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Wild Ride for House Cat
Adria Bryan was intent upon getting to work on time, so she jumped in her car in Rhyl, North Wales, and floored it. As she careened down the roads, many other drivers kept flashing their lights at her. "I realised something was wrong when other people flashed their lights. I thought I may have left my handbag on the roof but I checked and it was on the seat next to me so I carried on," she says.
Turns out they were flashing lights at her because her poor little kitty Joe was clinging to the roof of the car for dear life!
So kitty gets home okay, only to be attacked by a bull terrier a couple of days later. The cat (Joe) suffered 3 cracked ribs and a punctured lung, but is still alive. 2 lives down, 7 to go.
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