Thursday, May 20, 2004
This Day in History: May 20, 1995: CBS News finally fired the eternally irritating co-anchor Connie Chung.
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The Case of the Incredible Shrinking 1/2 Brain.
David Mitchell is in a pickle. His brain is shrinking. Well, half of his brain. The left side of David's brain started to shrink about 10 years ago, bobbing him of his balance, short term memory, peripheral vision, and even his wit.
The doctors pretty much say "Huh, that shouldn't be happening." but they offer no solution to his lopsided situation.
He's going to get a biopsy done later this week, to see if they can get answers that way. Could be fatal, but apparently the quality of life he has now is pretty darned low anyhow. I wonder what might happen? Stay tuned!
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I will not glue the school shut I will not glue the school shut I will not...
Students at Deland High School in Florida may miss their graduation. This because the superglued the doors to 7 of the schools' buildings shut. And that's just naughty.
Last year, seniors superglued more than 100 classroom doors shut and then released 80,000 bees to swarm around the school. In light of that, I should think this is nothing!
But the principal is really really mad, and says that these kids shouldn't graduate because they entered "an unauthorized area after hours".
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I will not tape my teacher I will not tape my teacher I will not...
Now in Missouri, some highschool seniors had another trick up their collective sleeves. These students thought it would be really really funny to tape a teacher to a chair. Four of the big bullies held the teacher down, as the fifth attempted to tape the teacher down.
The teacher got away *whew* without injury. County Prosecutor Eric Zahnd was not amused: "The fact that the students continued joking about the event, even after they were handcuffed and being led to jail, shows a distressing lack of respect for school and police authorities."
There ya have it.
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Mid Atlantic Chief Correspondent Glenn McMillen is at it again:
Satan Alive and Well in Internet Church
So you go to the church of fools, hoping to have a nice little virtual mass, maybe kneel with some virtual worshippers, have a sip of the virtual wine, and then suddenly BAM! There's Satan! Screaming with a string of obscenities such as you've never heard before! AAAAAAAAAAH!
This is the sorry state of affairs at Church of Fools, the first Internet Church, launched just last week to allow Christians to worship in a SIMS-like environment complete with kneeling, singing, etc.
It already pulls in 5k - 10k worshippers each day who have the added benefit of even taking part in the whole tithing thing via a mobile phone enabled collection plate.
Initially, the Church removed the 'shout' function, to keep people from bellowing to everyone online that "Satan Loves You." But now they've enhanced the process: soon the 'wardens' of the church will be able to smite the evildoers and instantly log them off when they become unruly.
"In a way, we are facing the same problems faced by the first preachers who met resistance when they moved into new communities," said a church spokesman.
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The Case of the Incredible Shrinking 1/2 Brain.
David Mitchell is in a pickle. His brain is shrinking. Well, half of his brain. The left side of David's brain started to shrink about 10 years ago, bobbing him of his balance, short term memory, peripheral vision, and even his wit.
The doctors pretty much say "Huh, that shouldn't be happening." but they offer no solution to his lopsided situation.
He's going to get a biopsy done later this week, to see if they can get answers that way. Could be fatal, but apparently the quality of life he has now is pretty darned low anyhow. I wonder what might happen? Stay tuned!
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I will not glue the school shut I will not glue the school shut I will not...
Students at Deland High School in Florida may miss their graduation. This because the superglued the doors to 7 of the schools' buildings shut. And that's just naughty.
Last year, seniors superglued more than 100 classroom doors shut and then released 80,000 bees to swarm around the school. In light of that, I should think this is nothing!
But the principal is really really mad, and says that these kids shouldn't graduate because they entered "an unauthorized area after hours".
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I will not tape my teacher I will not tape my teacher I will not...
Now in Missouri, some highschool seniors had another trick up their collective sleeves. These students thought it would be really really funny to tape a teacher to a chair. Four of the big bullies held the teacher down, as the fifth attempted to tape the teacher down.
The teacher got away *whew* without injury. County Prosecutor Eric Zahnd was not amused: "The fact that the students continued joking about the event, even after they were handcuffed and being led to jail, shows a distressing lack of respect for school and police authorities."
There ya have it.
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Mid Atlantic Chief Correspondent Glenn McMillen is at it again:
Satan Alive and Well in Internet Church
So you go to the church of fools, hoping to have a nice little virtual mass, maybe kneel with some virtual worshippers, have a sip of the virtual wine, and then suddenly BAM! There's Satan! Screaming with a string of obscenities such as you've never heard before! AAAAAAAAAAH!
This is the sorry state of affairs at Church of Fools, the first Internet Church, launched just last week to allow Christians to worship in a SIMS-like environment complete with kneeling, singing, etc.
It already pulls in 5k - 10k worshippers each day who have the added benefit of even taking part in the whole tithing thing via a mobile phone enabled collection plate.
Initially, the Church removed the 'shout' function, to keep people from bellowing to everyone online that "Satan Loves You." But now they've enhanced the process: soon the 'wardens' of the church will be able to smite the evildoers and instantly log them off when they become unruly.
"In a way, we are facing the same problems faced by the first preachers who met resistance when they moved into new communities," said a church spokesman.
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