Thursday, May 13, 2004
Naughty Gnomes Made to Cover Up
Tony Watson's display of lude and nude garden gnomes has caused such outrage in his hometown of Barnsley, England, that he has been forced by police to paint clothing on the little buggers. People were so outraged by the bared breasts and tushies of the gnomes, that they complained to the cops who threatened to arrest Tony for causing public offence.
So now he has painted gaudy bathing suits and such on the little devils, the descriptions of which (picture a polka-dot-bikini on a gnome, really!) cause me to shudder much more than a gnude gnome would.
Oh, and in case anyone missed this way back in my early missive days, here's a link to the Gnome Liberation Front. JOIN THE CAUSE!
Tony Watson's display of lude and nude garden gnomes has caused such outrage in his hometown of Barnsley, England, that he has been forced by police to paint clothing on the little buggers. People were so outraged by the bared breasts and tushies of the gnomes, that they complained to the cops who threatened to arrest Tony for causing public offence.
So now he has painted gaudy bathing suits and such on the little devils, the descriptions of which (picture a polka-dot-bikini on a gnome, really!) cause me to shudder much more than a gnude gnome would.
Oh, and in case anyone missed this way back in my early missive days, here's a link to the Gnome Liberation Front. JOIN THE CAUSE!
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