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Friday, May 07, 2004

All Coked Up and No Place to Go

Scandal is brewing at Florida race tracks, where over 100 racing greyhounds have tested positive for cocaine over the past few years (according to the Tampa Tribune).

"This is a shocking development," said GREY2K USA President Carey Theil. "It is a disturbing pattern of behavior that calls into question the integrity of wagers being placed at Florida dog tracks."

Seriously. They should get those dogs into a 12-step program and pronto!
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