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Friday, April 09, 2004

Today in History: April 9, 1992: pocky faced Manuel Noriega is convicted of eight crimes. One of which was keeping his employees chained to their desks on beautiful Friday afternoons.

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A New Way to Get Out of a Date: Pretend You're a Terrorist

A 28 year old Croatian woman didn't want to go on vacation with her boyfriend because her mom and dad didn't like him and wouldn't approve of her going off with him. So she opted to do something that would make mom and dad MUCH more proud of her.
And called the airport they were to fly from with a bomb threat, saying she was an Al Qaeda terrorist. The airport was shut down for many hours and over 60k people were stranded while the cops looked for the bomb.
The silly woman is now facing claims from the airport and various airlines seeking damages exceeding $2million.
BUT she didn't have to go on vacation with the guy, and that's all that really counts.

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Busted! Nooner Mishap

A couple of workers at Lester B Pearson Intl Airport in Canada met up for a nooner the other day, but got more than they bargained for. Seems the construction worker and security guard got to canoodling and much to their embarrassment accidentally locked themselves in the holding cell they were using as their Lovatorium. They had to wait a number of hours even after being discovered by a search crew, as not just ANYBODY gets to have keys to a security holding cell. Only mature and responsible people would...never mind...

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Boar'd dot com

There is a website out there run by a German hunting association that has live webcam footage of a family of wild boar 24hours a day. The family is made up of 3 boys: Kalle, Oskar, and Willy, and three girls: Luise, Berta, and Sophie, as well as their offspring. What's impressive is that in just 2 weeks it has already gotten 1.5 million hits! By clicking on the link you can see them laying around, walking around, sitting around or any of their other tittilating tricks. Bump the website stats up and visit: www.wildtiere-live.de

It'll make you appreciate your life so much more.

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