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Thursday, April 08, 2004

Today in History, April 8, 1987 - Los Angeles Dodgers manager Al Campanis resigned over moronic remarks he had made while on ABC's "Nightline". Campanis said that blacks "may not have some of the necessities" (translated: mental capacity) to hold managerial jobs in major-league baseball.

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What a Kick!

Chad Crawford, from Nashville TN, lived many an american dream and now he is paying the price. Chad and his buddies apparently had had enough of tiny 2lb miniature terrier Gizmo yipping about in his neighbor's yard. So after his buddy held the dog in place, he place kicked the little snickerdoodle up up up into the sky. Gizmo had a high quality arc, then slammed to the pavement and rolled under a car. (I hate when that happens).
Shockingly, the impact of foot-to-dog combined with the thudding did in fact kill little Gizmo, and now Chad is charged with cruelty to animals and felony vandalism. Should he be convicted of aggravated animal cruelty, he could be forced to receive mental evaluation. ``There is an obvious question about the mental makeup of someone who would do a thing like this to a tiny animal,'' said Judy Ladebauche, Metro Animal Control Director.

Nuff said. Tee hee.

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The Passion of the Bunny

Glassport Assembly of God in Pittsburgh put on a cute little Easter show for their families, publicized as being "for all ages". So moms and dads packed up the happy kiddos to see the show and were somewhat surprised when the actors on stage declared "There is no Easter Bunny" and began whipping the fuzzy one and smashing eggs that were meant for an Easter egg hunt later in the day.

A mom at the show, Melissa Salzmann, was quoted as saying her son was very upset: “He was crying and asking me why the bunny was being whipped."

There were also some fun parts with a self-mutilating woman and a drunken man involved...all of which showed, according to the cast, that Easter is about Christ.

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