Thursday, April 29, 2004
Today in History: April 29, 1992 - Rioting began after a jury decision to acquit four Los Angeles policemen in the Rodney King beating trial. 54 people were killed in 3 days.
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Scuba Diver Forgotten
Choose your friends well, oh scuba divers of the world. Dan Carlock was left in the ocean Sunday by his caring friends when they were out doing some recreational diving around Newport Beach, CA. They drove their boat out there about 7 miles off shore, when he and 3 dive buddies went in the water. Dan had troubles equalizing the pressure as he went down and fell back. His buddies, each intent upon his own exploration of the waterworld, didn't quite notice and kept going.
Dan surfaced 15 minutes later, confident that he would not be left behind even though he was some 400 downcurrent of the boat. Silly Dan. His buddies put putted on out of sight to a second dive location, and he began to plea to the Lord above to save him (and also to recall his boy scout survival tips).
Five hours later, the Lord above sent him -drumroll, please- a boat full of BOY SCOUTS to help him survive!
The boy scouts did their duty and rescued him, 11 miles away from where his diving buddies thought he disappeared, by the 2nd dive site. An investigation is ongoing with the diving adventures company to determine just how this snafu occurred.
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Rasputin's ManStaff to be sex museum's star attraction
Russia is set to open its first museum of erotica, and one of the most impressive attractions will be the pickled penis of none other than Rasputin himself! Rasputin's shaft is a reported 12 inches long, and in the words of museum founder Igor Knyazkin, "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept. Napoleon's penis is but a small pod - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimetres."
Heh. Russia had Penis Envy toward America. That rocks!
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Is it Cheese? Is it a PostBox? Hmmmm.
In response to the common confusion in distinguishing between cheeses and postboxes, some enlightened fellow out there has created this stumper, a ripoff of the Female/Shemale game. I found it to be extraordinarily challenging. Turn your speakers off if you are at work.
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Scuba Diver Forgotten
Choose your friends well, oh scuba divers of the world. Dan Carlock was left in the ocean Sunday by his caring friends when they were out doing some recreational diving around Newport Beach, CA. They drove their boat out there about 7 miles off shore, when he and 3 dive buddies went in the water. Dan had troubles equalizing the pressure as he went down and fell back. His buddies, each intent upon his own exploration of the waterworld, didn't quite notice and kept going.
Dan surfaced 15 minutes later, confident that he would not be left behind even though he was some 400 downcurrent of the boat. Silly Dan. His buddies put putted on out of sight to a second dive location, and he began to plea to the Lord above to save him (and also to recall his boy scout survival tips).
Five hours later, the Lord above sent him -drumroll, please- a boat full of BOY SCOUTS to help him survive!
The boy scouts did their duty and rescued him, 11 miles away from where his diving buddies thought he disappeared, by the 2nd dive site. An investigation is ongoing with the diving adventures company to determine just how this snafu occurred.
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Rasputin's ManStaff to be sex museum's star attraction
Russia is set to open its first museum of erotica, and one of the most impressive attractions will be the pickled penis of none other than Rasputin himself! Rasputin's shaft is a reported 12 inches long, and in the words of museum founder Igor Knyazkin, "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept. Napoleon's penis is but a small pod - it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimetres."
Heh. Russia had Penis Envy toward America. That rocks!
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Is it Cheese? Is it a PostBox? Hmmmm.
In response to the common confusion in distinguishing between cheeses and postboxes, some enlightened fellow out there has created this stumper, a ripoff of the Female/Shemale game. I found it to be extraordinarily challenging. Turn your speakers off if you are at work.
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