Tuesday, April 27, 2004
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Sausage Bomb!
Two teenage boys thought it would be funny to make a new and explosive sausage treat. So they mixed up some homemade napalm in a 20 oz bottle, and wrapped a kielbasa sausage around it "just to be funny". Well, one of their neighbors noticed the shenanigans and called the cops on the silly kids. Cops came, evacuated the neighborhood, and detonated the sausage. The kids are now laughing their way through federal charges and boy are their parents PROUD!
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Urban Bags Apologize for Presidential Idiocy
Tom Bihn's line of designer bags has gotten a hefty boost in sales thanks to a French-language insult included in the washing instructions tag. The tag translates out to "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him."
Bihn swears it's a slight against him (president of the company), and that people are jumping to conclusions that it might be some OTHER president being described. Along with doubling sales on the bags, the tag is now prompting increased t-shirt sales: the label has been enlarged and silk-screened on the front of stylish tops and are selling like gangbusters.
Unlike Nestle's response to the modifications of the Aero-bar name (dismissal of employees), Bihn has stated that when the culprits are found in THIS case, there is likely a big raise in store for them.
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From the usually silent Ginger Quintavalla, a story that's been hiding out there since the beginning of April. Apologies extended if this is stale news.
Nascar + CropDuster = Shoot the Airplane
It was a great Sunday afternoon, and Anthony Gene Moore had cracked open his beers and was watching NASCAR on the telly. Then some inconsiderate crop-duster had the nerve to start flying around spraying pine trees in the area, making it so Anthony couldn't hear the riveting commentary during the race.
Take-charge guy that he is, Anthony grabbed his .270-caliber Browning rifle and proceeded to pump bullets up to the AT 301 Air Tractor. Two bullets whipped through its left wing and the third bullet (3's a charm) passed through the plane's belly, lodged in its battery and caused it to explode.
The pilot was able to land, then got the police involved. When asked what prompted him to attack the plane, Anthony explained: "Because it was annoying."
Okey dokey.
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Sausage Bomb!
Two teenage boys thought it would be funny to make a new and explosive sausage treat. So they mixed up some homemade napalm in a 20 oz bottle, and wrapped a kielbasa sausage around it "just to be funny". Well, one of their neighbors noticed the shenanigans and called the cops on the silly kids. Cops came, evacuated the neighborhood, and detonated the sausage. The kids are now laughing their way through federal charges and boy are their parents PROUD!
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Urban Bags Apologize for Presidential Idiocy
Tom Bihn's line of designer bags has gotten a hefty boost in sales thanks to a French-language insult included in the washing instructions tag. The tag translates out to "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him."
Bihn swears it's a slight against him (president of the company), and that people are jumping to conclusions that it might be some OTHER president being described. Along with doubling sales on the bags, the tag is now prompting increased t-shirt sales: the label has been enlarged and silk-screened on the front of stylish tops and are selling like gangbusters.
Unlike Nestle's response to the modifications of the Aero-bar name (dismissal of employees), Bihn has stated that when the culprits are found in THIS case, there is likely a big raise in store for them.
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From the usually silent Ginger Quintavalla, a story that's been hiding out there since the beginning of April. Apologies extended if this is stale news.
Nascar + CropDuster = Shoot the Airplane
It was a great Sunday afternoon, and Anthony Gene Moore had cracked open his beers and was watching NASCAR on the telly. Then some inconsiderate crop-duster had the nerve to start flying around spraying pine trees in the area, making it so Anthony couldn't hear the riveting commentary during the race.
Take-charge guy that he is, Anthony grabbed his .270-caliber Browning rifle and proceeded to pump bullets up to the AT 301 Air Tractor. Two bullets whipped through its left wing and the third bullet (3's a charm) passed through the plane's belly, lodged in its battery and caused it to explode.
The pilot was able to land, then got the police involved. When asked what prompted him to attack the plane, Anthony explained: "Because it was annoying."
Okey dokey.
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