Wednesday, April 07, 2004
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GWB: Open Mouth, Insert Foot
President Bush had quite a special time at South Arkansas Community College yesterday. First he was introduced to the audience as "Governor-- excuse me, President" by superintendent of the El Dorado Public Schools Bob Watson.
Then, he couldn't help himself, and made Sammie Briery, an audience member, the butt of a mom/blonde joke. For incomprehensible reasons, GW said to the blonde woman "You and my mother go to the same hair-dye person" (admittedly, out of context it is far from a hoot).
As the audience laughed as the sycophants they were, Briery firmly advised GW: "President Bush, I'm a natural blonde."
"Oh, yes," Bush agreed.
"I'm just a natural blonde," she repeated.
"I couldn't help myself, sorry," Bush shrugged.
Hey, at least he didn't offer to check to confirm that she was a natural blonde.
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You go, Sam!!
Sam Walls will not go down without a fight! Walls, a republican, is running for the Texas House against real estate agent Rob Orr. Seems that someone (certainly not real estate turned politician Orr, or his posse) uncovered some racy photos of Sam back during his wild cross-dressing days and started showing the pics around town.
The GOP leaders have asked Sam to withdraw from the race, but Sam is standing his ground, refusing to give in to people using "very old, personal information" to force him out of the race.
Reminds me of the old J. Edgar Hoover and the mafia stuff…
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More Proof That Women Are Nuts
Man Seang Savuth, of Phnom Penh (Cambodia) carried on with a woman known only as Harch for 4 years, in spite of the fact he was married and had a 14 year old daughter with his wife.
Harch and Man had a daughter a year ago, and all seemed serious. Or as serious as an affair can be.
Well, the other night, Harch said to Man that he better make her an honest woman and leave his wife. He said no.
Apparently she anticipated this answer, and had placed a bowl of acid under the bed. She reached under & threw the caustic stuff on his face.
Man may be permanently blinded by the acid, and likely is going to stick to his plan of not leaving his wife for Harch (a clearly stable and loving woman). Question is, will his wife stick around?
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This is Taking Do It Yourself a Bit Too Far
A 40 year old woman from a rural area of Mexico is recuperating after GIVING HERSELF A C-SECTION to deliver her healthy baby boy. She lives in an area without running water, electricity, or pretty much anything, and when she was having trouble with a natural birth she decided to do what it takes to save the kiddo.
According to the doctors at the Dr Manuel Velasco Suarez Hospital in San Pablo, Mexico, "She took three small glasses of hard liquor and, using a kitchen knife, sliced her abdomen in three attempts ... and delivered a male infant that breathed immediately and cried,"
Before she passed out, the woman told one of her other kids to call a nurse for help (thank goodness they at least had phones!), and she was moved to the hospital for treatment.
Docs are indicating that it's the mother's instinct that pushed her to do her own C section. Wow.
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Frequent ejaculations may counter prostate cancer
A study conducted by US researchers has supported the results of a previous Australian study from last July: ejaculation is good for you. Apparently, it not only DOESN'T CAUSE prostate cancer, it can even protect men from it!
I believe Graham Giles put it best when he said "The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them,"
So cum on along, guys! Enjoy yourselves!
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GWB: Open Mouth, Insert Foot
President Bush had quite a special time at South Arkansas Community College yesterday. First he was introduced to the audience as "Governor-- excuse me, President" by superintendent of the El Dorado Public Schools Bob Watson.
Then, he couldn't help himself, and made Sammie Briery, an audience member, the butt of a mom/blonde joke. For incomprehensible reasons, GW said to the blonde woman "You and my mother go to the same hair-dye person" (admittedly, out of context it is far from a hoot).
As the audience laughed as the sycophants they were, Briery firmly advised GW: "President Bush, I'm a natural blonde."
"Oh, yes," Bush agreed.
"I'm just a natural blonde," she repeated.
"I couldn't help myself, sorry," Bush shrugged.
Hey, at least he didn't offer to check to confirm that she was a natural blonde.
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You go, Sam!!
Sam Walls will not go down without a fight! Walls, a republican, is running for the Texas House against real estate agent Rob Orr. Seems that someone (certainly not real estate turned politician Orr, or his posse) uncovered some racy photos of Sam back during his wild cross-dressing days and started showing the pics around town.
The GOP leaders have asked Sam to withdraw from the race, but Sam is standing his ground, refusing to give in to people using "very old, personal information" to force him out of the race.
Reminds me of the old J. Edgar Hoover and the mafia stuff…
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More Proof That Women Are Nuts
Man Seang Savuth, of Phnom Penh (Cambodia) carried on with a woman known only as Harch for 4 years, in spite of the fact he was married and had a 14 year old daughter with his wife.
Harch and Man had a daughter a year ago, and all seemed serious. Or as serious as an affair can be.
Well, the other night, Harch said to Man that he better make her an honest woman and leave his wife. He said no.
Apparently she anticipated this answer, and had placed a bowl of acid under the bed. She reached under & threw the caustic stuff on his face.
Man may be permanently blinded by the acid, and likely is going to stick to his plan of not leaving his wife for Harch (a clearly stable and loving woman). Question is, will his wife stick around?
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This is Taking Do It Yourself a Bit Too Far
A 40 year old woman from a rural area of Mexico is recuperating after GIVING HERSELF A C-SECTION to deliver her healthy baby boy. She lives in an area without running water, electricity, or pretty much anything, and when she was having trouble with a natural birth she decided to do what it takes to save the kiddo.
According to the doctors at the Dr Manuel Velasco Suarez Hospital in San Pablo, Mexico, "She took three small glasses of hard liquor and, using a kitchen knife, sliced her abdomen in three attempts ... and delivered a male infant that breathed immediately and cried,"
Before she passed out, the woman told one of her other kids to call a nurse for help (thank goodness they at least had phones!), and she was moved to the hospital for treatment.
Docs are indicating that it's the mother's instinct that pushed her to do her own C section. Wow.
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Frequent ejaculations may counter prostate cancer
A study conducted by US researchers has supported the results of a previous Australian study from last July: ejaculation is good for you. Apparently, it not only DOESN'T CAUSE prostate cancer, it can even protect men from it!
I believe Graham Giles put it best when he said "The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them,"
So cum on along, guys! Enjoy yourselves!
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