Monday, April 26, 2004
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Evil Drawings in HighSchool
So this 15 year old kid from Prosser, WA, was expressing himself through art in his school's art class. Sadly for him, his drawings of GWBush as a missile-launching devil and also as the top of a large shish-ke-bob landed him in hot water with the Secret Service. They came at the request of the kid's art teacher and gave him a talking to. The school has taken some kind of disciplinary action against the expressive teen, but they are so proud of their actions that they refuse to say what punishment they leveled.
I'm thinking 5 strong wacks with a wooden ruler...
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From the Lordliest of contributors: Lord Mutter...
Villanova Announces Commencement Speaker for 2004
Villanova has found the ultimate individual to deliver the Commencement address to their class of 2004 on May 16th. He was named a 'living legend' in 2000 by the Library of Congress for his accomplishments. Stating that this speaker "perfectly embodies the mission of this University" and that "No single individual has done more to educate children all over the world," Dr Sally Scholz recommended said individual in her letter of nomination sent to University President Rev. Edmund Dobbin, O.S.A.
The name of this esteemed speaker? Big Bird. Yup. The yellow one. Hangs out with Oscar the Grouch. Lives in a big nest on a city street. Human name: Carroll Spinney. Nuff said.
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Man Ordered by Judge to Skydive as "Punishment"
Henry Szczepanski has been convicted of grand larceny for stealing $5700 from his former place of employment: Buffalo NY's public works department. He has since repaid the bucks, but some silly misguided judge has put down what he thinks is a punishment: he has ordered Szczepanski, a skydiver for many years, to perform 80 hours of charity skydiving. Oh, waah. Poor guy.
How much do you want to bet Henry starts embezzling again after his 80 hours of fun are done?
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Yet ANOTHER McDonald's Big Wig Death!
Just days after McDonald's CEO Jim Cantalupo died of an apparent heart attack at the ripe old age of 60 (April 19, 04), McDonald's Japan founder Den Fujita, 78, has ALSO DIED OF A HEART ATTACK!
Coincidence? I think not.
Al Qaeda? QUITE possibly.
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Evil Drawings in HighSchool
So this 15 year old kid from Prosser, WA, was expressing himself through art in his school's art class. Sadly for him, his drawings of GWBush as a missile-launching devil and also as the top of a large shish-ke-bob landed him in hot water with the Secret Service. They came at the request of the kid's art teacher and gave him a talking to. The school has taken some kind of disciplinary action against the expressive teen, but they are so proud of their actions that they refuse to say what punishment they leveled.
I'm thinking 5 strong wacks with a wooden ruler...
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From the Lordliest of contributors: Lord Mutter...
Villanova Announces Commencement Speaker for 2004
Villanova has found the ultimate individual to deliver the Commencement address to their class of 2004 on May 16th. He was named a 'living legend' in 2000 by the Library of Congress for his accomplishments. Stating that this speaker "perfectly embodies the mission of this University" and that "No single individual has done more to educate children all over the world," Dr Sally Scholz recommended said individual in her letter of nomination sent to University President Rev. Edmund Dobbin, O.S.A.
The name of this esteemed speaker? Big Bird. Yup. The yellow one. Hangs out with Oscar the Grouch. Lives in a big nest on a city street. Human name: Carroll Spinney. Nuff said.
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Man Ordered by Judge to Skydive as "Punishment"
Henry Szczepanski has been convicted of grand larceny for stealing $5700 from his former place of employment: Buffalo NY's public works department. He has since repaid the bucks, but some silly misguided judge has put down what he thinks is a punishment: he has ordered Szczepanski, a skydiver for many years, to perform 80 hours of charity skydiving. Oh, waah. Poor guy.
How much do you want to bet Henry starts embezzling again after his 80 hours of fun are done?
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Yet ANOTHER McDonald's Big Wig Death!
Just days after McDonald's CEO Jim Cantalupo died of an apparent heart attack at the ripe old age of 60 (April 19, 04), McDonald's Japan founder Den Fujita, 78, has ALSO DIED OF A HEART ATTACK!
Coincidence? I think not.
Al Qaeda? QUITE possibly.
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