Monday, March 29, 2004
Today in History: March 29, 1848: Niagara Falls stopped flowing for one day due to an ice jam.
Cool.
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Early to Bed and Early to Rise (in Bed)...
Top German researcher Werner Habermehl has scientifically concluded that sex makes people more clever b/c it stimulates the brain. So the more sex you have, the more your grey matter is stimulated, and the wiser you become. Per Habermehl, ""Sex makes you more intelligent in that experiences are collected that can be used later on in areas of life not linked to sex."
Perhaps that explains why I've been sooooooooooooooooo dim for soooooooooooooooooo long.
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Whack Whack Whack
33 year old Soun Ney of Phnom Penh, Cambodia, was visited the other night by four hungry spirits. According to Reuters reports, he said unto the evil spirits, "Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you. If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis!" and waved it about at them.
The cooperative spirits agreed to eat his penis, so he lopped it off with a butcher's knife.
Soun Ney is now in the hospital and the spirits are satisfied, though some nice duck really would have hit the spot.
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Always Check Your Oven Prior to Preheating.
Roxanne Perez told her friend no guns in the house. SO her friend hid his .357 in the oven, and didn't tell her it was there. So the other night as Roxanne was pre-heating her oven prior to whipping up her nutritious dinner of fish sticks, perhaps with Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, the gun became toasty and BA BANG shot her in the leg.
That's gotta hurt.
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Chance to be Naked with Johnny Depp!!!!
Saints be praised, he wants me! Men and women over the age of 16 who are not grotesque are needed as nekky extras in The Libertine with Johnny Depp, John Malkovich, and Samantha Morton.
"We are looking for a wide range of extras, some of whom will have to appear naked in the film. There will be full and part nudity parts required. We are also looking for people to play in crowd scenes with their clothes on," said casting director Carter.
Yeah yeah, whatever.
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Cool.
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Early to Bed and Early to Rise (in Bed)...
Top German researcher Werner Habermehl has scientifically concluded that sex makes people more clever b/c it stimulates the brain. So the more sex you have, the more your grey matter is stimulated, and the wiser you become. Per Habermehl, ""Sex makes you more intelligent in that experiences are collected that can be used later on in areas of life not linked to sex."
Perhaps that explains why I've been sooooooooooooooooo dim for soooooooooooooooooo long.
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Whack Whack Whack
33 year old Soun Ney of Phnom Penh, Cambodia, was visited the other night by four hungry spirits. According to Reuters reports, he said unto the evil spirits, "Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you. If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis!" and waved it about at them.
The cooperative spirits agreed to eat his penis, so he lopped it off with a butcher's knife.
Soun Ney is now in the hospital and the spirits are satisfied, though some nice duck really would have hit the spot.
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Always Check Your Oven Prior to Preheating.
Roxanne Perez told her friend no guns in the house. SO her friend hid his .357 in the oven, and didn't tell her it was there. So the other night as Roxanne was pre-heating her oven prior to whipping up her nutritious dinner of fish sticks, perhaps with Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, the gun became toasty and BA BANG shot her in the leg.
That's gotta hurt.
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Chance to be Naked with Johnny Depp!!!!
Saints be praised, he wants me! Men and women over the age of 16 who are not grotesque are needed as nekky extras in The Libertine with Johnny Depp, John Malkovich, and Samantha Morton.
"We are looking for a wide range of extras, some of whom will have to appear naked in the film. There will be full and part nudity parts required. We are also looking for people to play in crowd scenes with their clothes on," said casting director Carter.
Yeah yeah, whatever.
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